We didn't go stargazing in the end, soz.
Too much cloud cover. The Orionid meteor shower is on at the moment the mrs really wants to see it.

What do YOU really want to see?

We went into town at the weekend and our cab driver started off being very entertaining, until he suddenly went down a dark path and tried convincing us that Hitler's ideas were really not that bad, you know.

When was the last time YOU were stuck in a cab with Richard McBeef?
( Kroney, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 7:19, 10 replies, latest was 7 years ago)

For all this popular perception of taxi drivers being Sun readers, every cab I've been in over the last few years has been driven by an East European or Middle Eastern.
Not that they can't be racist idiots, but it's just not quite the same without Send Them Back.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 8:15, Reply)

The shopkeeper at the end of my friend's road gave me a cracking "send 'em back" lecture about immigrants, particularly Eastern Europeans and how they ruin Britain
Esp the polish, whom he thought were very rude, abrupt and wanted weird things to eat that he didn't sell.

He was from Pakistan and had been in Britain for 2 years.

If he hadn't been such a nob, I would have lol'd.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 8:54, Reply)

Proper integration, here
I dunno, we moan that immigrants come over here and don't share our values ...
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 9:00, Reply)

This is what a lot of people don't get
A lot of races really don't like each other, it isn't just white people being racist. Some Moslems don't like other kinds of Moslem, etc.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 9:54, Reply)

you can't blame them really though TBH

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 10:52, Reply)

Millions have died over how to spell Teh Prophet's name
Oh ahaha Red Dwarf.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 11:52, Reply)

This guy was really funny, gave the mrs some pyscho babble test
told a couple of jokes, gave us a riddle. Then, out of nowhere "So, I have been reading Mein Kampf".
( Kroney, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 8:59, Reply)

If I drove a cab I'd keep doing this kind of thing, good way to weed out smug Stewart Lee fans as they nod knowingly to each other, wankers

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 9:07, Reply)

Never been stuck in a cab with a Nazi apologist.
I have spent a bemused quarter of an hour on a bench in a small square somewhere in Berlin, watching an incoherent drug addict rave, drool and try to kick in the windows of the adjacent shops while waving her tattered copy of Mein Kampf around and claiming she was impervious to arrest when the police turned up.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 10:12, Reply)

My great Aunt was watching
athletics with us back in the late 90s and told us that Africans were excellent runners but you could tell by the size of their heads that they had tiny brains.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Mon 24 Oct 2016, 11:15, Reply)