Happy Friday
petition.parliament.uk/petitions?state=rejected
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 7:39, 21 replies, latest was 7 years ago)

What happened to Darth?
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/169933
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 7:47, Reply)

Fucking hell
They might as well run the country via Facebook and have done with it, it just reads like all the spam from that.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 8:18, Reply)

"Stop firework being sold all year around and only be set off on the 5th November"
Which firework?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 8:49, Reply)

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/165996
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 9:02, Reply)

Some people are just rubbish at writing petitions, though.
"Ban the sale of all ivory products and sale of them"? Gets a "Tried Hard" sticker, I suppose.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 9:13, Reply)

Fuck sake
Think of the poor bastard that has to assess all of these as they come in. He/she probably has a very low opinion of the general public.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 4 Nov 2016, 9:57, Reply)

I don't think doing that job is really necessary to form that opinion

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 10:44, Reply)

Oh, of course, but having a job that constantly reminds you of that must be quite depressing.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 4 Nov 2016, 11:39, Reply)

isn't baggers a data input clerk or something?
that must also be quite depressing
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 11:44, Reply)

this is the peach of the crop
www.petition.parliament.uk/petitions/170876
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 10:08, Reply)

yeah the link doesn't work
well done
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 10:55, Reply)

Link fail (no www at beginning)

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 10:57, Reply)

it works on my superior machine
Rejected petition
End petitions.

We would like to end petitions due to the fake petitions that are ruining the government.

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This petition was rejected
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 11:01, Reply)

no it doesn't

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 11:10, Reply)

Imagine playing Asteroids in the early 80s and you're confronted with the More details alien

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 11:18, Reply)

imagine living your life in peace and harmony
and you're confronted with a kiddie fiddler from Basingstoke.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 11:37, Reply)

I'm from Folkestone

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 11:39, Reply)

shush
the baby might hear you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 11:44, Reply)

link fail you stupid fucking fuck

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 11:38, Reply)

it's copied right up there
you baggenfock wannabe
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 11:43, Reply)

lol

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 13:51, Reply)