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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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hello
what's the most useless bit of advice you've ever been given?
( , Thu 17 Nov 2016, 10:06, 14 replies, latest was 7 years ago)
what's the most useless bit of advice you've ever been given?
( , Thu 17 Nov 2016, 10:06, 14 replies, latest was 7 years ago)
at least i can
and therefore i'm not an angry spitting (blue) ball of hatred
( , Thu 17 Nov 2016, 11:30, Reply)
and therefore i'm not an angry spitting (blue) ball of hatred
( , Thu 17 Nov 2016, 11:30, Reply)
A guy that I used to work with many years ago sidled up to me in the office one day and imparted these words of wisdom:
"After chopping chilli peppers, always wash your hands thoroughly before initiating foreplay."
Apparently his wife was last seen diving fanny-first into a cold bath shouting "My fucking fanny's on fire".
I guess it's over 20 years since he told me that, and I've yet to have any kind of chilli pepper/foreplay scenario where that advice would have came in useful.
Still early days I guess.
( , Thu 17 Nov 2016, 15:27, Reply)
"After chopping chilli peppers, always wash your hands thoroughly before initiating foreplay."
Apparently his wife was last seen diving fanny-first into a cold bath shouting "My fucking fanny's on fire".
I guess it's over 20 years since he told me that, and I've yet to have any kind of chilli pepper/foreplay scenario where that advice would have came in useful.
Still early days I guess.
( , Thu 17 Nov 2016, 15:27, Reply)
That advice would actually have come in useful to me on one occasion.
So it's not entirely pointless. Plus, you never know.
( , Thu 17 Nov 2016, 15:31, Reply)
So it's not entirely pointless. Plus, you never know.
( , Thu 17 Nov 2016, 15:31, Reply)
i was once cooking dinner for someone i was trying to impress
about 10 years ago, and I naively rubbed my eye and then my nose with chilli-infested fingers.
I spent much of the evening with an ice cube up my nose and my eye almost swollen shut.
all of teh sex-eh.
( , Thu 17 Nov 2016, 16:06, Reply)
about 10 years ago, and I naively rubbed my eye and then my nose with chilli-infested fingers.
I spent much of the evening with an ice cube up my nose and my eye almost swollen shut.
all of teh sex-eh.
( , Thu 17 Nov 2016, 16:06, Reply)
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