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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Well tonight thank God it's them, instead of you.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 8:35, 143 replies, latest was 7 years ago)
Silly bugger thinks it snows in Africa!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 8:57, Reply)
It has been known, even in the Sahara

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 9:24, Reply)
Not every Christmas though... That's just madness!!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 9:29, Reply)
He does say there won't be snow in Africa this Christmas.......

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 9:35, Reply)
With the death of Ian McCaskel maybe Bono sees a gap in the market.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 10:00, Reply)
I might listen to him when he starts paying some tax, bloody champagne socialist

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 10:06, Reply)
Like all lefties
he's very good at spending other people's money
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 10:13, Reply)
That is how socialism is supposed to work, y'know.
Apart from the tax avoidance part, obviously. Maybe that's a tactic to ingratiate themselves with the New Right - after all, avoiding paying your taxes shows how smart you are.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 10:27, Reply)
if you go too far left and too far right
you'll meet each other somewhere in the middle.

just look at the 'kippers!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 10:30, Reply)
The horseshoe theory, yes.
Are ukip particularly left wing? I thought they'd just duped the working classes by playing to their social conservatism?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 10:47, Reply)
i don't think they are
but I know a fair few northern diehard labour voters who voted ukip in the last election. so they must be appealing to the left somehow!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 10:53, Reply)
That would be becus furriners, innit

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 10:56, Reply)
Social conservatism.
Foreigners, gays, hell in a handcart!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 11:36, Reply)
I saw Space Trek last night and it was good so there

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 9:52, Reply)
Did they use a laser sword to stab a klingon?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 9:58, Reply)
PEW PEW PEW

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 10:08, Reply)
BARNEY MCGREW CUTHBERT DIBBLE AND GRUB

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 10:23, Reply)
They used laser rifles to shoot each other

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 10:10, Reply)
I do thank God that I'm not brown.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 10:14, Reply)
hello stranger!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 10:14, Reply)
Hello there!
Looking forward to Christmas yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 10:19, Reply)
fuck yeah
also, have you seen this? makes you proud to be northern...

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-38334437
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 10:30, Reply)
I have, was greatly amused by that!
I'm intrigued as to whether their experiment actually worked though...
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 10:32, Reply)
freeze on its way up and cook on its way down???
there will be a shower of soggy, burnt crumbs landing on someone, somewhere, soon.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 10:37, Reply)
A frozen pie twatting Farage at a couple of hundred miles per hour would brighten my day right up
But I'll accept soggy crumbs too.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 10:42, Reply)
he'll be working in america by then
you know, like an economic migrant.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 10:43, Reply)
^ wants to play soggy biscuit with Farage

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 10:48, Reply)
And the Lord said 'Come forth and receive eternal life'
But John came fifth and had to eat the biscuit.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 10:50, Reply)
surely it should be the person who comes first
who loses and therefore has to eat the biscuit?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 10:53, Reply)
I believe it's supposed to be a race
Can't say I've ever played it though
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 11:01, Reply)
No wonder it's soggy...

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 11:28, Reply)
Not Hollands pie. Not interested.

(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 11:15, Reply)
hai!!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 10:19, Reply)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 10:19, Reply)
Most popular thread of the week gais!!!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 11:27, Reply)
^least popular forum member EVER !!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 11:55, Reply)
RIP Dozer
Forgotten by the Snake of Meat.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 11:56, Reply)
oh yeah, jase is probably second worst then

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 12:14, Reply)
Jay will be happy.
Apparently he likes it in the number two.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 12:31, Reply)
Who wouldn't want to be under Dozer...
...



WAIT A MINUTE!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 12:37, Reply)
No fucken wai

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 12:09, Reply)
whoa, best thread in weeks
don't stop me now
i'm having such a good time
i'm having a ball
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 12:36, Reply)
Advent calendars are losing their popularity.
I think their days are numbered.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 12:44, Reply)
I bought a jehovahs witness one
Every time you open a door it tells you to fuck off
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 13:14, Reply)
Right. I make that lunch.
www.soul-fish.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 12:49, Reply)
it's no munchy box

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 12:50, Reply)
What is.
Only the finest ingredients in a five quid munchy box.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 12:52, Reply)
Was considering fish and chips today
No decent quality ones near my work, sadly.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 12:53, Reply)
Get a munchy box.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 12:57, Reply)
Nah, I'm out for a nice dinner tonight
Only just remembered, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 13:11, Reply)
Im having a nice day

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 12:54, Reply)
Living the DREAM

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 12:57, Reply)
Oooh. Is Citrus a new flavour?
I'm not sure I've tried that one.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 13:02, Reply)
Try it. You won't regret it.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 13:15, Reply)
I've just got chips with deep fried pigs in blankets.
A winner or a dish!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 13:31, Reply)
That sounds ace.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:08, Reply)
It was.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:14, Reply)
You loiter round the bushes a little too often there...
Is there discarded porn or something?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 13:05, Reply)
No Jason, it's a royal botanic garden which I have a membership to and is half an hour from home, making it an ideal morning out to avoid the cleaner.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 13:16, Reply)
His botty gardens are probably quite different.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 13:33, Reply)
Well fertilised, though

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 13:38, Reply)
And ploughed

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:12, Reply)
Do you leave the cleaner a note when you go out
Blaming the skids on the pan on someone else?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 13:52, Reply)
Nah, cleaner/client confidentiality innit. She's taken the oath, I'll get her struck off if she breaks it.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:11, Reply)
Also gives her the choice of things to nick.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:15, Reply)
It's cool, all my stuff is in storage

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:18, Reply)
I hope you are going to give the cleaner a tip this Christmas that isn't cash.
Cast offs and hand-me-downs should leave her in no doubt as the their position in society.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:21, Reply)
Might give her a sack

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:24, Reply)
Sorry I meant *THE* sack

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:24, Reply)
Might be an idea to sack her, and then try and ger her benefits stopped.
In the new year, give immigration a call.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:28, Reply)
No point keeping her on anyway, she'll be brexited sooner or later.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:29, Reply)
^100

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:29, Reply)

synonyms: trinket, knick-knack, bibelot, ornament, bauble, gimcrack, gewgaw; antique, collector's item, object of virtu, rarity, curiosity; objet, objet d'art; kickshaw; informalwhatnot, dingle-dangle; informaldoodah, doobry; informaltchotchke, tsatske; archaicfolderol, furbelow, whim-wham, bijou, gaud, bygone
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 13:17, Reply)
informaldehyde

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 13:18, Reply)
Additional reply.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 13:06, Reply)
YES!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 13:33, Reply)
76

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:12, Reply)
Oh God, Is the cricket on again?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:14, Reply)
Cricket has been shit recently

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:16, Reply)
248/4

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:21, Reply)
Rubbish. They'll be all out for 400 and the injuns will win again. So sad :((((((

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:22, Reply)
Do you mind! I prefer the term "western oriental gentleman".

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:24, Reply)
I call them native Americans

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:25, Reply)
^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:21, Reply)
Not so fucking moribund now, eh?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:21, Reply)
Hangover nailed?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:24, Reply)
Spicy tommy juice. Tea. Nandos.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:25, Reply)
You need a pint.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:26, Reply)
I reckon I'd barf.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:27, Reply)
Get a slab.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:29, Reply)
InBev have sold Tyskie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's owned by the Japs now!

Slab times.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:31, Reply)
Pearl Lager

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:35, Reply)
lol

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:36, Reply)
Reckon it would be a winner
Especially as part of a pineapple topped pizza deal.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:39, Reply)
Tagline
"Get one a day infamy"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:48, Reply)
They said they are "velly happy" to have acquired a popular
"Porrish....porrrrish.....porrr.....Eastern European Beer"
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:42, Reply)
They start with the eastern european beers, next thing
you find yourself building a railway bridge with only head lice for your tea!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:45, Reply)
^ soft core ^

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:33, Reply)
One Stunned
One cup.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:34, Reply)
Where can I get my nice cup of tea and a sit down?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:37, Reply)
in your 70's

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:51, Reply)
I dunno mate, it still feels a bit moribund

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:26, Reply)
This thread is your Xmas gift to QOTW.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:27, Reply)
I'm sending a gift wrapped turd to all my forum pals this year

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:28, Reply)
I can't wait for mine!!! Please hurry, Mr Postman!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:31, Reply)
City link?
No. SHITTY link.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:33, Reply)
I used myspermes last year but that was a different gift

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:55, Reply)
Oh hey!
Decided to come chat to your internet pals, EH?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:51, Reply)
Anyone wearing a Christmas jumper today?
I'm fucking surrounded by them.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:44, Reply)
Guilty.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:46, Reply)
No.
Im in a thick, red cable knit
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:50, Reply)
somewhere up north
dozer is teasing the last few sad drops of sperm out of his now spent and flaccid cock after picturing that
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:57, Reply)
HE'S NOT THE ONLY ONE!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 15:05, Reply)
Keyword: thick
lol!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 15:06, Reply)
When did you start to hate me, Frog?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 15:31, Reply)
1987

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 15:37, Reply)
mine is quite subtle
it is grey with a few sequin robins on it. I have had 5 compliments! FIVE!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:51, Reply)
I didn't know childrens babbling counted as compliments?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:57, Reply)
they were from real grown-ups
ACTUALLY
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:58, Reply)
Yeah yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:58, Reply)
Sounds like the sort of thing people who have to go to work get up to, so it's a no from me.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:52, Reply)
Are you dressed at all?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:58, Reply)
Back in my shorts and t shirt now I've done my outdoors bit for the day

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:59, Reply)
Like it.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 15:01, Reply)
Nope
If I want to look stupid I prefer to have the pleasure of getting thoroughly pissed first.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:55, Reply)
That's fair!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:58, Reply)
yasssssssssssss
OVER 100 REPLIES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:50, Reply)
It still would be if you had stopped posting like I keep asking you to hint hint

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 15:05, Reply)
Just needed a proper thread to kick some life back in to the board.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 15:16, Reply)
popular page is looking good.
Or it would be, if you hadn't of overlooked AAs contribution.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 15:18, Reply)
I think I have clicked them all now

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 15:21, Reply)
NOW it's looking better.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 15:38, Reply)
AA is TBOH

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 15:59, Reply)

I thought frank butcher was dead
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 15:55, Reply)
Looks like he's wearing a melting
Bo Selecta face mask.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 16 Dec 2016, 17:56, Reply)

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