I've been to Dusseldorf
It's very nice and clean, but perhaps a bit dull. Although there are some bizarre rock bars filled with bizarrely head banging Germans.

German bantz.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Mar 2017, 10:57, 7 replies, latest was 7 years ago)

My grandad used to fly to Dusseldorf quite a bit
Told me he returned once "with his flaps ravaged to buggery" which put me right off.
( Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Thu 9 Mar 2017, 11:53, Reply)

sounds like he enjoyed a german sausage too!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Mar 2017, 12:11, Reply)

rather he enjoyed a good bombing

( Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Thu 9 Mar 2017, 14:06, Reply)

I'll be in Hamburg and Kiel in Sept.
I do love a nice German sausage...
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Mar 2017, 11:59, Reply)

I fear the wurst ....

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 9 Mar 2017, 12:08, Reply)

i bought meaty a silly sausage game as a joke christmas present
it's a bit like "bop it", but it's obviously a massive sausage and it says suggestive things like "poke me!" "dip me!" "stretch me!", and you have to comply with those hand movements to win. when you lose, it says, "you're the wurst."

I bought it after seeing loads of complaints about it being sold in the kids' section. unfortunately minimeatswipe loves the bloody thing, and dances around holding it... #terribleparenting
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Mar 2017, 12:13, Reply)