Weekend plans for your weakened glans?
I'm going to taker the missus out for a nice meal then savagely penetrate her with my throbbing, circumcised... debate points about politics n' that.

Also, anyone who's up north might get to see the aura of Boris in the night sky. Lucky!
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 16 Feb 2018, 8:32, 8 replies, latest was 6 years ago)

Off to the soon to be in-laws tonight
Spending the weekend sorting out favours boxes and all shit like that, then the final reading of the Banns on Sunday. Yay(!)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 9:33, Reply)

Have you had your stag do yet?
I've stopped going to them, the last two I was invited on were basically 4 day holidays.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 16 Feb 2018, 11:25, Reply)

Aye, had it at the beginning of the month
Was a superb weekend in Chester
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 12:50, Reply)

We went camping for
a Sat morning to Sun afternoon for my mates first wedding. 30 hours of massive drugs, alcohol and no sleep later, one of the guys was trying to steady himself on an electrified fence. He kept getting shocked but didn't know what was happening - amazing facial expressions.

What did you do?
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 16 Feb 2018, 13:03, Reply)

Beer tasting, massive meat dinner, and a shitload of drinking
Nothing too out of the ordinary, really.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 16:20, Reply)

this weekend im going to black power fist myself

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 18:22, Reply)

Malcolm Sex.

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 16 Feb 2018, 23:13, Reply)

Going to Plymouth
For the gin, the music and the lols.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 7:35, Reply)