Hot cheese. Edible napalm.
I caused one of my housemates to discover this by accident.

Picture the scene. You are a dirty scummer student, who has decided to wash all of your shirts in preparation for going out, as well as finally getting around to doing some washing. As a result, you have nothing to wear on your upper half for a few hours. So you sit around in the living room for a bit, waiting for your shirts to wash, before deciding that you want something to eat. You go to the kitchen, and decide that as you can't be arsed to cook properly, you shall have that old staple, cheese on toast. So you make it.

Just as you are getting it off the grill and are plating up, your housemate (in this case, me), falls down the stairs with a sudden, rather girlish shriek and much swearing in a manly fashion. This sudden shock, coupled with the fact that you thought everyone was out in town, causes you to fling your hot cheese on toast everywhere.

By everywhere, I mean all over your bare torso.

Apparently, being a first-hand eye-witness and not the actual victim, this hurts quite a lot.

What have you done so far this weekend OT that is highly destructive and amusing at the same time?
(GhostAtreides is looking for additional musicians, any takers?, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 15:14, Reply)

Oh man, what happened next?

( Pauly pops Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 15:44, Reply)

He totally tripped over a dog
and then they wouldn't give him a visa.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 16:43, Reply)

Did he then pick it up and throw it at a window?
Oooooooo.
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 17:03, Reply)

OMGZliekFUXORSLOLZtotallyZOMG

( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 20:11, Reply)

He threw it once
but it bounced, so her threw it again and again. And then made it eat a penny.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 20:26, Reply)

What an utter utter cunt!
BAN THEM
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 20:43, Reply)

And recind their work permit
so the fucking whining cunts have to go home and take the internet far too seriously from afar.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 20:49, Reply)

Absofuckinglutely

( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:04, Reply)

This hurt my brain
Then made me laugh.
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 20:48, Reply)

you're a bit of a retarded cunt that way.

( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 20:51, Reply)

Why thank you
I haven't been insulted by you for a while, I don't think.
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 20:54, Reply)

No problem

( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:01, Reply)

Terrible racism here

( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:04, Reply)

Does being anti-Scottish make you racist?
Or are all of al's words just sullied by his inner hatred of everyone different from him?
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:09, Reply)

Of course it does
Al doesn't hate me, he just thinks he does
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:11, Reply)

Ah, good to know.
*scraps any plans to ever return to London*
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:13, Reply)

You shouldn't
we don't let your kind sit down on buses, and you can only go into certain shops.

Fucking students.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:19, Reply)

This makes me sad
I'm nearly not a student though, I've been filling in job applications and everything. Honest guv'nor.
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:23, Reply)