Old People Talk Bollocks"My Gran calls the remote control The Wisher" writes Kim, "and LA Law, Lah Law." Do you know any old people? Are they as inventive or creatively befuddled as this?
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Thu 11 Mar 2004, 13:38)
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Aunty Mary...used to drive a truck for Corona (the soft drinks company, not the beer people) just after 'ver worwah' as she'd say.
Over a bumpy road, the corks would start to pop out of the bottles and clonk against the back of the cab so mary would speed up, assuming she was being shot to bits by 'germs in hairyplanes' (who had already given up a few years earlier and were never really interested in Poole anyway). Needless to say, the popping of the corks got faster as she floored it and faster still as she started to panic. By the time she hit the police car she was convinced that 'It' had all started again and demanded that the whiplashed constable 'called for the AWP before somebody got killed'...
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 2:36, Reply)
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