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Sometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.

Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.

Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.

(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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Sound advice from my old man
As I was leaving for University, my Dad thought it was time to give his youngest son some sage advice. With a slap on the back hid sent me off with the following 3 pearls of wisdom:

Don't do hard drugs
You don't need to look at the fireplace while you are poking the fire
Don't shit on your own doorstep.

I followed all 3 to the letter. Thanks Pop!
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:46, 2 replies)
I got all those three too.
Something you must learn when being a Dad.
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 17:53, closed)
That's all well and good...
...but what if you want to poke the fireplace/mantelpiece as well? Huh?
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:09, closed)

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