Advice from Old PeopleSometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.
Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.
Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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Advice from the BusMany moons ago I was sitting on the bus returning from a boring day at 6th form when two old duffers get on the bus.
Now one of these poor old sods had a stinking cold. The other elderly gentleman offered the following advice "All you need to cure a cold is a cup of hot milk and a bottle of Whiskey." Apparently all you have to do is "Drink the bottle of whiskey before the milk gets cold."
Never mind the quality feel the width.
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:57, 2 replies)
probably wontcure the cold, but being so drunk, you wouldnt give a flying monkeys!
In all, good advice!
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:15, closed)
In ItalyIt's a litre of red wine and a whole bulb of raw garlic.
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:02, closed)
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