Advice from Old PeopleSometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.
Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.
Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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Advice from a priestWhen we were about 10, one of the priests in our school gathered all us lads together and said "now then boys, when ye're in the shower after football practice, don't be washin one part of ye body more than others, for it'd be a sin in God's eyes".
On reflection, he was probably trying to warn us of the mortal dangers of onanism, but it just meant that all us wide-eye'd kiddies had constantly dirty knees.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:34, closed)
The only thing my priestused to say to me was
"bend over, smile, and pass me the butter"
(Apologies for ripping off a classic m.o.d. lyric there)
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:41, closed)
Mypriest used to ask me if I liked sucking on lollipops...
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:47, closed)
Funnily enoughWell, not funny at all, actually:
one of the priests at our school was convicted for interfeering with kids.
He never touched me, which makes me wonder what's wrong with me...
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:28, closed)
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