Dear QOTW.
I want to talk to you all about a friend of mine, and who is hopefully a friend of yours. He goes on here by the name of Phsyco_Chomp. He brings a hell of a lot to this board, he speaks resonably and is a good laugh.

As far as I'm concerned, he's a top bloke and a top member.

Now, I understand that some people on here can be a bit sensative, have had hard lives and can write their own books on being on the wrong side of the tracks.

Some White Knight in Shinning Binary has complained against him to the mods, and he his voice (and the light in my life (and this board)) has been dimmed to a picture of a crying cat, for the next 3 days.

As such, I will not be posting on /qotw (aside from this thread) for the same time. I've seen the comment he was talking about, and some people seem to be stuck in a cotton ball bubble world.

I'll leave you with this.

EDIT Please don't go the mods about this, they're aware of the situation and if everyone bother's them, then it'll just be a bit shit, they don't need this crap as much as we don't.

EDIT 2 No point cutting my nose to spite my face, I'll still post, just won't be anything of any use.
( Pauly pops Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 14:08, Read More)

Are you insuating that I need to _pay_ for someone to stick their woo-hoo in my botbot ?
Oh man, that grates my cheese so much that I think I'll have a glass of milk.

I'm so fang-dozzled that I don't care if I've got a milkstarsh.
( Pauly pops Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:54, Read More)

*fucks you both up with dead fists*

(Roo-oo-oo-ta Underling member of the B3ta 'bite me' club, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:32, Read More)

Holy Shit!
You didn't throw her at a window did you?
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:43, Read More)

Me too
and I'd phone Giles halfway through, just to upset him, shouting 'IT'S NOT FUCKING ROCKET SCIENCE, I'M FUCKING YOUR SISTER UP THE FUCKING ARSE'
(Monty Boyce : the voice of reason as always, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:13, Read More)

I'd like to repeat the sentiment already repeated several times above me.
WTF? How can he get naughty-stepped for this? Am I still on B3ta, or have I accidentally clicked off onto some pathetic pussy site where the slightest thing gets grassed to the mods?
This poster, assuming she is the one that made the complaint is quite new, according to her profile... perhaps she hasn't quite grasped the concept of this site.
(Applebite Bring back psychochomp!, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 14:30, Read More)

i like puppies

( broadsword likes breasts, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:21, Read More)

Jesus hell!
My next door neighbour just jumped out her window! Thankfully she lives in a bungalow so she just has a bruised foreskin.
(colonel69 has got breasts???, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:47, Read More)

Awwwww, you're so mean
It's wrong to plant incendiary devices in ladies' foufous.
(Roo-oo-oo-ta Underling member of the B3ta 'bite me' club, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:34, Read More)

Ceilidh's
turn my blood cold. The 'traditional' musak and out of breath jollity does my fucking tits in.

"Hey, come on join in, it's great fun"

"No thanks, but you go on ahead, I'll just sit here thanks"

"Aw come on, it's great fun"

"So you said"

"Don't be a party pooper"

"What, how the fuck am I 'pooping' anybody's party, just leave me be you hatchet faced harpy"

"Now that's just rude"

"Correct, now jig the fuck out of my sight"
(cancer joy was short lived, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 16:23, Read More)

Add vodka if it's too sweet

maybe don't give it your clubfoot friends, they'll be running in circles for hours!
(NakedApe Can I play with badness?, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:33, Read More)

If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our ....

(NakedApe Can I play with badness?, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 8:55, Read More)

I write lovely stories
and smell real nice
I can cook yummy
chicken and rice
I go out of my way
to make you feel good
even if it means
taking your load on my boobs
( Kristine Free PsychoChomp!, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 18:48, Read More)

He does is smugly
to the lilting strains of his croissants rustling as he lifts them betwixt thumb and forefinger to his hairy maw.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:19, Read More)

I'd have plumped for
'Now see here, you ghastly prole, if you consider it acceptable to waste my time wittering on about inconsequential and wholly irrelevant drivel on the television, I shall have my batman horsewhip you forthwith. Now kindly remain in your seat whilst I administer a brief but shockingly savage facepunch, and I shall bid you good-day'.
(Monty Boyce : the voice of reason as always, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:08, Read More)

Just goes to show...
Wherever Maladicta lives, for some reason the area goes downhill...
( coopsweb cancelled your train home on, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 23:28, Read More)

gaswanker

(rosalicious he is perfect for me to practice surgery, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 14:56, Read More)

How about this then?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cumbria/8384033.stm

I'm originally from Cumbria.

All that the stupid big eared cunt has done is walked about shaking peoples hands.

He owns a lot of land up there, which, I expect, is why he sympathises with the "Cumbrian Spirit", but he won't when their rent is due - tax-free to him, obviously.

He's also gone to the places that have got on National Telly. South Cumbria? No, not a word, despite the fact that it's been equally fucked.

Sending the jug-eared inadequate for a media fest is like sending a Bob the Builder puppet there. Can he fix it? Yes he fucking could by releasing some of OUR money to the relief fund.

This is close to my heart. These were my communities. You'll excuse me for being emotive.
(The Disappointed Pull my strings and I'll go far., Sat 28 Nov 2009, 21:17, Read More)

Wow
Just watched twilight with all my friends. Just wow. Probably like the best thing I've ever seen. It really touched me. I really felt what it must be like to be a 14 year old girl and in lust for the first time. I'm shaking.

Oh hang on, did I say "Just watched twilight"? What I meant to say is that I've just deliberately trapped my balls in a door hinge.

Sorry about that, carry on.

And I dont have the words for this: . It makes me want to slice my retinas out.
( I have run out of coke scum, subhuman scum, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 16:26, Read More)

Dilemma (but not that difficult)
You walk up to a cashpoint, there's £50 in three notes sticking out of the cash slot and it's making that beeping noise. You didn't see anyone at the machine as you approached and noone is heading back towards it looking confused.

What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?
( Noely Noel people in my ear are telling me to stay calm, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 12:15, Read More)