Ouch!A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.
What was your ouchiest moment?
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chthonic, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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I am never firstSo can I be last...
Ouch, my lappy is burning my legs waiting for the QOTW rollover...
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Last?Everybody talks about childbirth. Horrible experience I know, but at least you've got a support team preparing you for the event and helping you through it. Happy gas too.
The first turd after a four day drought, that's a different story. It's just you and the turd. And the fucking thing is apparently trying to come out sideways. You push until it hurts too much so you take a breather and gird yourself to push again. You get up and walk about for a bit. You sit down again and your heart sinks because you know what's coming and it's going to hurt.
And after it's done your arse feels like John Holmes popped round for a spot of bumsex and lubricated himself with chilli sauce.
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I was once waiting for a QOTW to change........And it didn't! The pain, the pain!
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Vambo, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:13,
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Last?I was once playing a game of snap with a younger cousin to keep them occupied and when we both went for it, most of my index finger's nail came off. Any woman with long nails can imagine how painful this is!
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Judging from all the stories this weekjust about everything is more painfull that childbirth. Clearly, woman who think childbirth is a big deal, pain wise, need to MTFU.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:38,
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