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A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.

What was your ouchiest moment?

(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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Kent Beer Festival 2009
Kneeling down atop a beer bottle which promptly breaks.

www.wastedspace.co.uk/knee1.jpg

ouch.
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 17:29, 8 replies)
**bleurgh**
a little bit of vomit just came into my mouth.
clicks to you.... (I don't like it though)
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 17:31, closed)

That is amazing!
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 17:36, closed)
Oh look.
My breakfast. Wasn't expecting to see you again, brekky! How's things?
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 17:41, closed)
Ouch!

(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 18:51, closed)
is it just me?

(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 22:12, closed)
HAHA
Genius! It's like the SFW porno comp - SFW wounds, anyone ?
(, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 12:16, closed)
Ouch indeed!
How did you manage to get that fixed? o_O I cut my knee open to the bone when I was about ten, six stitches in that and I still have the scar now almost twenty years later.
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 23:24, closed)
I was lucky
Although a bit of nerve damage (only about 50% feeling a year on) I didn't actually damage the cartilage - so just had it cleaned up, glass removed and stitched closed. It promptly went bad and smelly bits fell out, leaving a funny little hole, the bit of skin left was stretched and re-stitched and all good :) nice purple scar now about 1.5" square.

:)
(, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 12:19, closed)

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