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well, after being told it would happen for over 30 years, i've now gone blind in my left eye. on the downside, i walk into things a lot and miss when i try to pick stuff up. i also can't ride my bike anymore.
on the upside, i can now legitimately dress as a pirate for fancy dress parties :D
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 15:06, 10 replies)

Make sure you put the eyepatch on the correct eye.
Otherwise you might, you know, walk into everything.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 17:53, closed)

She could cut a little hole in it so she can see where she's going.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 18:06, closed)

i pretty much do that already

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:52, closed)

Can you have it removed and replaced with lego?
Because then you could stick it up your arse.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 18:23, closed)

if i have it removed
i'm replacing it with a swirly hypnotising one
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:51, closed)

Yeah! Get one of those
mad-eye Moody ones. Then you can also have a wooden leg, and go CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP when you walk over a wooden floor.

The possibilities are endless.
(username failed moderation, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:02, closed)

not getting a wooden leg
nowt wrong with my legs!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:40, closed)

I'm sure they're fantastic,
but having a wooden leg and a false eye would be pretty cool, you have to admit.
(username failed moderation, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:01, closed)

yeah, i suppose
but i also hate birds, so a parrott is out of the question.
if i ever did get one, i'd call it interpol.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 13:54, closed)

Colud always get
a Bald Eagle and train it!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 21:14, closed)