Overheard secretsWhen I was a barman, I stood by polishing a glass as a couple had a hushed argument two feet away about what they were going to do now she was pregnant. The bloke promised to leave his wife, but subsequent hushed arguments revealed that he did not. What have you overheard?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:36)
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New Job, New phoneI'd just started a new job at some crappy council many years ago.
The job itself was doing admin in the personnel office, so I was stuck in a little room with three old biddys.
This was my first proper office job with my own desk and phone.
On the first day I was still getting used to a phone that had extra buttons on the side (for forwarding, speaker phone, quick dial etc).
Anyway, my then (mentalist) gf called me up to see how my new job was going. As we chatted, someone came in with some boxes for me to sign for.
I asked her what she fancied doing tonight and at the same time put her on speakerphone so I could sign for the boxes and still hear her.
"I want you to fuck me up the arse till I scream your name."
Needless to say, I didn't work in that office for very long (plus she never did let me do her up the botty after I told her what had happened).
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 11:22, 3 replies)
Speakerphone + mentalist girlfriend = troubleIf only you'd known that then.
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 18:31, closed)
Plus taking personal calls at work = fail.
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 27 Aug 2011, 22:45,
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Brilliant!Can picture it well. The office scene that is; not you buggering her.
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 9:22, closed)
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