Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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Score: +5, PatheticI walted as a former (minor) public schoolboy once. Which turns out to be a mistake when you run into someone who counts head of said school as a family friend. Also, running out of bullshit at just the wrong moment - in front of a lot of people I had to spend the next year with - didn't help.
Then again, I did lie a lot generally. Mainly out of shame, I suspect.
I don't lie anymore.
Much.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 22:09, 3 replies)
Thurber will see you now.(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:08, closed)
I actually had to google whether anyone else used this term, and found...this.
All of these people put me in the shade by a long, long way, although this now makes me wonder if I'm some sort of walt-by-proxy for even using the term.
Oops.
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 21:37, closed)
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