Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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A friend of mine's an accomplished blaggerOne night in a hot and loud night club, I see him approach two red hot girls, initiate the full smarm with a view to a double date type situation no doubt. I hung back for a moment as I couldn't really be arsed and I knew all his lines.... so I thought.
But this time he gave me a real hospital ball.
One of the girls then breaks away from the trio, sashays over to me, cranes in above the din and shouts into my ear: "So how long have you been a film cameraman then?" I'm not, never have been, no desire to be, and had not, nor never have, arranged this cover story with my mate before. Dunno why he thought 'delivery driver' wouldn't produce the knicker drop?
Cheers Jason!
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 23:53, 2 replies)
Did it work? Have you tried it out again?
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:12, closed)
told them real jobs?you have to use made up jobs.
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:15, closed)
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