Lies that got out of control
Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
( , Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
( , Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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Me and my ex drunkenly told all our colleages that I was Claire from It's Orrible Being in Love when you're 8 and a Half
It went on forever and ever.
One lad rang his mum to tell her.
I was eight and a half when it was released, I am norther, and I did look like her.
( , Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:55, Reply)
It went on forever and ever.
One lad rang his mum to tell her.
I was eight and a half when it was released, I am norther, and I did look like her.
( , Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:55, Reply)
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