Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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me too!OMG I did exactly the same thing...I was only meant to adopt 1, but they were brothers how can you seperate them? I asked my landlady about adopting 1 cat, but I now have 2...I crap myself every time she comes around. I normally just let the friendly one run around so as to avoid suspicion and then hide his brother in the bedroom!
(, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 17:22, 1 reply)
Just me that wonders...Surely if the landlady is happy with one cat, two cats is hardly going to be a huge stretch for her...
At least until you go all old cat lady and end up owning 30 of them...
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