Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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I was on Knightmare once.No really. I was the one wearing the helmet who went through all the weird landscapes fighting goblins and whatnot. No, really. Impressed? Yeah, I bet you are. Come back to my tent (I was at a festival) and we'll do whatever it is men and women do with no clothes on in a tent. Awesome.
Thank you, Challenge TV, for showing Knightmare on a near endless loop that summer that I was on the dole. It really helped with the details.
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Soshe tried _your_ helmet on for size?
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uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 8:36,
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No, she said "left, left, left, NO! NO! Not there! OW! Right, right, across, back, back, YES!"
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Spellcasting:O-R-G-A-S-M
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ha ha haproper office lol
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 17:58,
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I may......have done a slight adaptation on this in the past (at V99 I think), but claimed to have participated in 'Fun House' instead - remember? Driving those ridiculously slow go karts, entering the 'fun' house and ultimately getting covered in Pat Sharpe's gunge.
It didn't work out. Sigh.
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me and my mates applied to go on knightmarebut we never got picked :(
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 23:21,
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