Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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When young children realise that you're lying to them for your and others' amusementIt can be disasterous, as they will then go along with it and start asking all sorts of related questions.
So I would advise not telling them that Wednesday divided by purple equals pineapple, as you will end up having to quick-fire respond to what the average weight of music is and what happens when the moon goes out during the day within moments.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:09,
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