Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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im a geekbut in this case I tried to be a geek outside my comfort-zone...
many blue moons ago I washed dishes for pocket money.
I knew some stuff then, not much of it any use.
I don't remember how it started but one of the waitresses I worked with became impressed with my knowledge of said stuff.
So she asked for more...
"Tell me more bodily facts, salty_peters" she said.
Not wanting to disappoint, I promptly told her that you need to fart 15 times a day to maintain a healthy colon.
Damn you, mis-remembered informational NHS brodcasts...
so yeah. we didn't hit it off.
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If that's trueI have the world's healthiest colon!
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:24,
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