Arrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhh
When someone phones you and says "Hi, it's me..."

Of course it's you...who the fuck else is it going to be? Jesus? Superman? Albus chuffin' Dumbledore?

If it's the person who's name has flashed up on twatting phone screen then I already know it's you, don't I? If you're borrowing said persons phone then TELL ME WHO YOU THE FUCK YOU ARE WHEN I ANSWER.

"It's me" doesn't help. Not. At. All.

Don't get me started on the fucking Lionel Richie song...
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Fri 2 May 2008, 11:55, closed)

Hello...
Is it because it's shit or the fact he's singing it to a blind woman?
(lei I'm so hungry I could ride a horse, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:02, closed)

^
I never thought of the blind thing.

But yes both. That and the fact he adopted that tool of woman/man-child (Nicole).
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:21, closed)