just now
Waiting for the laminator to warm up. why does it take 9 minutes? It's the 21st century!
(happylittletulip resplendent in pink shorts since, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:49, closed)

Yeah!
It should be done with a laser!
(Kaol The Magnificent is the Patron Saint of knives, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:49, )

ooh, a laser!
I like that!
(happylittletulip resplendent in pink shorts since, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:51, )

And you could use it on
Those annoying reps that come to the office, completely unsolicited.

Laser-weld their eyes shut.
(Kaol The Magnificent is the Patron Saint of knives, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:53, )

Thermal mass.
If it heated up fast it would take a lot more power to run, because you have to heat up a fair bit of metal. So either it has a plug like a clothes dryer or it takes a few minutes to heat up.
(The Resident Loon drives women crazy, but not in the good way, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:53, )

So what?
Fuck the environment, I want a laser!
(Kaol The Magnificent is the Patron Saint of knives, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:58, )

.
Stupid fucking laminator. I'm a lamihater.
( Dido's salty bacon ears, Fri 2 May 2008, 14:46, )