Pet PeevesWhat makes you angry? Get it off your chest so we can laugh at your impotent rage.
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I hate it when...I dream about a white pony chasing me and biting my balls while I ineffectually thrash around trying to get away. The pain is intense and the terror scrotum atrophying. It must have happened a few times before because the pain and the horse chomping down started with a kind of 'been here before' ennui...
When I told the people I was camping with of my dream the previous night they seemed to focus entirely on the possible sexual connotations, little realising what massive tribulation it really was...
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