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A somewhat shocked friend writes, "I did not realise it is considered de rigeur to send a cock shot with the first email."

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(, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 15:01)
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Welcome aboard . . .
Seaman Stains arrr arrr!!

(Had to get a Pugwash joke in there)
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:39, Reply)
Thats more like it
Far more entertaining. :D Im still giggling like a schoolgirl from the "Oh toothless wonder what wisdom do you speak of..." *parp* comment from 2 pages back.

Sorry another car reference... If she's recently been re-taxed (after finishing the SORN obviously) then bumping uglies is obviously getting your red wings.

Now I feel ill...
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:39, Reply)
Abefroman
A woman I once knew called it Back Door Week.
Her boyfriend was very happy.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:38, Reply)
Chickenlady
Black pants may hide the blood, but they positively enhance batter stains.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:36, Reply)
Has to be said tho . . .
Tis good on a cold winter's morn
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:36, Reply)
Twopenneth!
Theres nothing more satisfying than seeing a bloke rising from your bed looking like he's been in a road accident.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:35, Reply)
Not me but...
...a bloke I know calls it blow job week, but he is from Dudley. So that's ok then.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:32, Reply)
Ahoy there, me hearties,
Swabbing the deck be needed, when your buxom wench has bleeded...
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:31, Reply)
Well
why do you think black knickers are so popular? They don't show the stains.


And in keeping with Pirate day - Aaaarrrrr, Seaman Stains! Arrrrr!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:30, Reply)
The all night sushi bar
Is closed for redecoration...
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:30, Reply)
SORN
For all the drivers out there, can't go for a ride shes SORN (statuary off the road notice)
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:29, Reply)
Not to mention
giving you a rusty yardarm, matey...

(it's also very difficult to get out of your underwear if you put them back on after doing your girl...)
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:28, Reply)
Also menstrual blood
is a bastard to get out of your pubes, and sheets!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:26, Reply)
Move up-scale shall we?
please...
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:26, Reply)
Surfing
the crimson wave.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:25, Reply)
PJM
I like to call it the wednesday carnage.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:25, Reply)
Clamato?
*shudder* Arrr, methinks that was a bit below the bilge line...
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:25, Reply)
Let's discuss feminism...
I think it's a good thing, in moderation!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:24, Reply)
Texas
Chainsaw massacre ?
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:24, Reply)
Clotted
Jam? i dont know i just made it up :D
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:20, Reply)
What about
Sharks are sniffing.

Edit: Actually, that should be circling, not sniffing. Prat.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:18, Reply)
Leaky Twat
(sorry)
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:17, Reply)
Damn!
Got in there before me Reverend :curses:
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:16, Reply)
On
the bench?

dipping the jam spoon?
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:16, Reply)
The monthly visit...
..of Auntie Flo.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:15, Reply)
Off...
...games week?
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:14, Reply)
Playing
hide the mouse?
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:13, Reply)

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