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A somewhat shocked friend writes, "I did not realise it is considered de rigeur to send a cock shot with the first email."
Welcome to the world of personal ads. How deep down the rabbit hole have you gone?
( , Thu 13 Sep 2007, 15:01)
A somewhat shocked friend writes, "I did not realise it is considered de rigeur to send a cock shot with the first email."
Welcome to the world of personal ads. How deep down the rabbit hole have you gone?
( , Thu 13 Sep 2007, 15:01)
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K2k6
I hope so too. The last big international liner to come from clydebank before the industry collapsed. Wee bit of our local history there.
Sorry for everyone yawning aat this.
* claims 2nd place in boredom competition*
( , Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:19, Reply)
I hope so too. The last big international liner to come from clydebank before the industry collapsed. Wee bit of our local history there.
Sorry for everyone yawning aat this.
* claims 2nd place in boredom competition*
( , Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:19, Reply)
I once heard...
.. a friend describe a gobbet of phlegm on the floor as a "dockers ommelette"
Now THAT's amusing.
( , Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:12, Reply)
.. a friend describe a gobbet of phlegm on the floor as a "dockers ommelette"
Now THAT's amusing.
( , Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:12, Reply)
Mersey Trout
Are we going to have another round of euphemism posts? I hope so, they were funny.
( , Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:09, Reply)
Are we going to have another round of euphemism posts? I hope so, they were funny.
( , Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:09, Reply)
Turd Analagies
Does anyone else find the term "Mersey Trout" amusing?
Off topic, just came to me.
( , Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:06, Reply)
Does anyone else find the term "Mersey Trout" amusing?
Off topic, just came to me.
( , Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:06, Reply)
Scoopfoot
I hope the Dubaians take better care of the QE2 than the Americans did with the Queen Mary. I've been on it in Long Beach and it's been allowed to decay badly, even though it's an upmarket hotel these days.
( , Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:06, Reply)
I hope the Dubaians take better care of the QE2 than the Americans did with the Queen Mary. I've been on it in Long Beach and it's been allowed to decay badly, even though it's an upmarket hotel these days.
( , Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:06, Reply)
Huzzah
Happy birthday. To you.
Happy birthday. To you.
Happy birthday. Mr President.
Oh, hang on - that's just sinister.....
( , Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:02, Reply)
Happy birthday. To you.
Happy birthday. To you.
Happy birthday. Mr President.
Oh, hang on - that's just sinister.....
( , Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:02, Reply)
Did anyone see the QE2 programme....
....on BBC2 the other night. Dead interesting!
My Grandpa helped build that boat at John Brown's in Clydebank.
Ok, not that interesting.
( , Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:01, Reply)
....on BBC2 the other night. Dead interesting!
My Grandpa helped build that boat at John Brown's in Clydebank.
Ok, not that interesting.
( , Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:01, Reply)
See below
Happy Birthday to You
Happy Birthday to You
Happy Birthday dear AbeFroman
Happy Birthday to You
( , Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:58, Reply)
Happy Birthday to You
Happy Birthday to You
Happy Birthday dear AbeFroman
Happy Birthday to You
( , Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:58, Reply)
Abefroman
Did you know that today in 1917 - the 1st animal clinic was opened by the RSPCA in Liverpool.
( , Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:55, Reply)
Did you know that today in 1917 - the 1st animal clinic was opened by the RSPCA in Liverpool.
( , Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:55, Reply)
Competition
Do I win the having the most birthdays today contest with my grand total of one?
( , Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:52, Reply)
Do I win the having the most birthdays today contest with my grand total of one?
( , Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:52, Reply)
Competition
No one told me its a competition! *sits and tries to be very very bored* Shouldn't be hard. Boss is off...no customers...IT systems working nicely...
( , Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:43, Reply)
No one told me its a competition! *sits and tries to be very very bored* Shouldn't be hard. Boss is off...no customers...IT systems working nicely...
( , Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:43, Reply)
Gone to my happy place
There's a voice that keeps on calling me
Down the road is where I'll always be
Every stop I make, I'll make a new friend
Can't stay for long, just turn around and I'm gone again.
Maybe tomorrow, I'll want settle down,
Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.
Down this road, that never seems to end,
Where new adventure, lies just around the bend.
So if you want to join me for a while
Just grab your hat, come travel light - that's hobo style.
Maybe tomorrow, I'll want settle down,
Until tomorrow, the whole world is my home.
So if you want to join me for a while
Just grab your hat, come travel light
That's hobo style.
Maybe tomorrow, I'll want settle down,
Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.
Instrumental Bridge
Maybe tomorrow, I'll want settle down,
Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.
There's a world, that's waiting to unfold,
A brand new tale, no one has ever told,
We've journey'd far but, you know it won't be long,
We're almost there and we've paid our fare, with the hobo song.
Maybe tomorrow, I'll want settle down,
Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.
So if you want to join me for a while
Just grab your hat, come travel light - that's hobo style.
Maybe tomorrow, I'll find what I call home
Until tomorrow, you know I'm free to roam
( , Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:39, Reply)
There's a voice that keeps on calling me
Down the road is where I'll always be
Every stop I make, I'll make a new friend
Can't stay for long, just turn around and I'm gone again.
Maybe tomorrow, I'll want settle down,
Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.
Down this road, that never seems to end,
Where new adventure, lies just around the bend.
So if you want to join me for a while
Just grab your hat, come travel light - that's hobo style.
Maybe tomorrow, I'll want settle down,
Until tomorrow, the whole world is my home.
So if you want to join me for a while
Just grab your hat, come travel light
That's hobo style.
Maybe tomorrow, I'll want settle down,
Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.
Instrumental Bridge
Maybe tomorrow, I'll want settle down,
Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.
There's a world, that's waiting to unfold,
A brand new tale, no one has ever told,
We've journey'd far but, you know it won't be long,
We're almost there and we've paid our fare, with the hobo song.
Maybe tomorrow, I'll want settle down,
Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.
So if you want to join me for a while
Just grab your hat, come travel light - that's hobo style.
Maybe tomorrow, I'll find what I call home
Until tomorrow, you know I'm free to roam
( , Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:39, Reply)
Blunt
THe one I'd heard was Sir Anthony Blunt. James Blunt is quicker to say though :D
( , Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:39, Reply)
THe one I'd heard was Sir Anthony Blunt. James Blunt is quicker to say though :D
( , Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:39, Reply)
Psycho Jelly Babies
I'm sure he posted a picture of a young Brad Pitt
( , Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:35, Reply)
I'm sure he posted a picture of a young Brad Pitt
( , Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:35, Reply)
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