ON THE ROPES!
from the framley examiner:

NEW BOY IN TOWN.
Bi-curious sockford man, new to scene,
seeks experienced gay man to to show
him the ropes

ANCHORS AWAY!
Bi-curious Fracton sailor, needs to
moor boat, but cannot find requisite
equipment on board, seeks experienced gay
man to to show him the ropes

HEAVE HO!
Bi-curious tug-of-war organiser, standing
in sports shed wondering what he came in
there for, seeks well equipped gay man
to to show him the ropes

LORD OF THE RING
Bi-curious Sockford man, lost in middle
of boxing rung and unable to find way out,
seeks experienced gay man to to show him
the ropes

KETCH ME IF YOU CAN!
Bi-curious trainee bellringer, until now
convinced that bells are rung by trampolining
into the belfry and nutting them with his
forehead but beginning to suspect there
may be a means of sounding a peal of bells
from the floor of the church using some kind
of pulley system seeks huge black man to fuck
him up the bum.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 19:24, Reply)