PhobiasWhat gives you the heebie-jeebies?
It's a bit strong to call this a phobia, but for me it's the thought of biting into a dry flannel. I've no idea why I'd ever want to or even get the opportunity to do so, seeing as I don't own one, but it makes my teeth hurt to think about it. *ewww*
Tell us what innocent things make you go pale, wobbly and send shivers down your spine.
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The inside of a cantelupelooks like an alien vagina.
I'm just saying, s'all.
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Bert Sexmonkey is terrified of MM and beckyconsonants, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:19,
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We established that a long time ago.It's true though!
Big, scary, alien fannies.
Ew.
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Bert Sexmonkey is terrified of MM and beckyconsonants, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:24,
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erm,how, exactly, do you know what the aliens look like... down there (up there? along there? where would their "down there" bits be?)
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It's just what I imaginean alien's lady bits to look like, ok?
Not that I imagine that kind of thing very often...!
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Bert Sexmonkey is terrified of MM and beckyconsonants, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:29,
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HmmBert, you've not been 'practising' in case you meet a lady alien one day, have you?
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K2k6 is haemorrhaging money on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:59,
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Practise makes perfect.I don't want to let down She.T. when I get beamed up to the mothership.
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Bert Sexmonkey is terrified of MM and beckyconsonants, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:06,
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She. T.?Fantastic!
Although it sounds a little like "Shitty" if you say it out loud.
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Scraping out the inside of onealways makes me think of the Don Martin cartoons in Mad Magazine where he drew people with extremely saggy and wrinkly armpits.
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