Actually having to work
I'll freely admit that 90% of my time at work is spent surfing the the web... with 10% spent on fixing designs and generally making people feel relieved... thus earning my crust.

It just so happens though that I have major misgivings about that way this place is run, I mean... there are some idle gits here who only work 10% of the time.

So.. I look for jobs elsewhere. I read the job descriptions, and it sounds as though I'll have to work all of the time. ... No dice.

I'm stuck here. Not working, disgruntled and bored.

A downward spiral and a never-ending vicious circle of chronic lazyness.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed is happily supporting students down-under, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:10, closed)

That not a phobia.....
...that's real life. I'm pretty much in exactly the same position as yourself. I work in an office fixing computers about 20-30% of the time and somehow earning some decent bonuses too, while spending the other time either browsing on B3ta or jobcentreplus.
( Jeccy Free Wii obtained, see profile :D, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:25, )

Fair play...
but lets be honest.. how many of the posts here are about truly irrational fears?

Jobcenterplus you say? ... I'll go look.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed is happily supporting students down-under, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:34, )

oh yes....
www.jobcentreplus.gov.uk , not a bad site :)

I like to maximise the webpage as a manager wanlks past, just to piss them off :)
( Jeccy Free Wii obtained, see profile :D, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:39, )

Maximising it: pure genius
... On April 1st I told my boss that the night before I'd promised to work as a gardener for a mate... and even though I was drunk when I promised I'd decided to honour the promise.. and therefore had to quit my job as their trouble-shooting Mechanical Designer...

The look on his face was priceless... and I let him suffer for a few minutes: The look on his face was so cute when I told him I was kidding... the poor fella had been bricking it.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed is happily supporting students down-under, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:45, )

Jeccy
Was 'wanlks' a typo or an ingenious new word for the type of 'I'm a wanker' walk that managers have?

I think I prefer the latter.
(ancrenne magic cider summoner, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:20, )

I think
we're all in the same boat with that one, although I've just got myself a new job starting in a month,
but I now have a whole month with nothing to do in this job. seriously, there actually isn't anything to do!

so, I look for cars, browse the net etc.

actually have to do some work soon, that will be a shock
(Katzilla Is usually at work on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:08, )