PhobiasWhat gives you the heebie-jeebies?
It's a bit strong to call this a phobia, but for me it's the thought of biting into a dry flannel. I've no idea why I'd ever want to or even get the opportunity to do so, seeing as I don't own one, but it makes my teeth hurt to think about it. *ewww*
Tell us what innocent things make you go pale, wobbly and send shivers down your spine.
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Am I alone in this one?But I think Phobia would make a rather good girl's name. Just imagine it...
Phobia Grimsworthy-Smythe has recently accepted the proposal of marriage from Tristan Da Cunha.
How divine.
*Ninja Edit* Just thought....they could have goats at the wedding.
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chickenlady says it's the biggest one she ever saw., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:32,
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I always wanted a girl....So I could call her Chlamidiya.
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Big-girl's-blouse After 23/8/2008 life will never be the same., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:33,
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@BGBIf I had a girl I would call her Isla. She would then be Isla Wight.
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Makes me think of the poor lass out of PulpCalled Candida. I mean, yes it's got a nice sound to it, but really...
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Again with the shaved goats!what's wrong with you sick fuckers.
*strokes his wonderfully hirsute goat*
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althegeordie thinks it's all about location, location, location, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:36,
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my childrenare still going to be called Cromarty and Utsire, but I like Phobia too - maybe with a double f: Ffobia?
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@ BossOnly if they could be shaved in the style of a poodle.
@ BGB - Chlamydia and Phobia could be best friends, but I think they'd avoid little Asbo and his mates
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chickenlady says it's the biggest one she ever saw., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:37,
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I thinkshaved wombles would be better at the wedding, you could have a scattering of them on each table as party favours.
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althegeordie thinks it's all about location, location, location, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:39,
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@ AlWhat about these ones?
Bloody hell! They're big...
*Goes off to optimise and shrink
That's better
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chickenlady says it's the biggest one she ever saw., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:40,
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If I had a boy...I would call him Marshall and then he would be Marshall Marshall like in Catch 22.
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Big-girl's-blouse After 23/8/2008 life will never be the same., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:40,
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IfI ever had children, it'd be Vlad for a boy, Mina for a girl.
*carries on reading*
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I wish to name the goatsFfobia and Munty.
Good, aristocratic names. And lovely goats.
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@KaolYou are reading Dracula! -good book, I particularly like the way Van Helsing says the ladies must 'make toilet' before heading off to Transylvania.
Shaved gots are wrong, but I like the idea of one that's been sculpted like a poodle, that'd be purdy.
@chickenlady's pic -THREESOME!
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Bert Sexmonkey is terrified of MM and beckyconsonants, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:47,
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@ BertIf you look like this -
Then they'll have you.
*EDIT* I am beginning to worry about myself...I have far, far too many pictures of farmyard animals about my person.
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chickenlady says it's the biggest one she ever saw., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:51,
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Unfortunatelyyou know I look like this;
But I can change, dammit!
You're like a walking Penthouse magazine to me, chickenlady.
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Bert Sexmonkey is terrified of MM and beckyconsonants, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:54,
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@ChickenladyI have lots of pictures of my pussy too.
*Bangs head on desk - I can't believe I said that*
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Big-girl's-blouse After 23/8/2008 life will never be the same., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:57,
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@BGBis your Pussy a farmyard animal?
/suddenly very interested.
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Bert Sexmonkey is terrified of MM and beckyconsonants, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:58,
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*waits for BGB's response*(
althegeordie thinks it's all about location, location, location, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:01,
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^No, but it is an animal - RAR!!!!I'm going home now before I embarrass myself anymore.
Especialy with my spelling.
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Big-girl's-blouse After 23/8/2008 life will never be the same., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:03,
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I love your spellingBGB, it adds character to your writing.
*waves bye-bye to your animal flange*
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Bert Sexmonkey is terrified of MM and beckyconsonants, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:05,
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I want a pussy like this one
I can't remember who was responsible for it - someone on here, so apologies for lack of credit giving.
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chickenlady says it's the biggest one she ever saw., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:08,
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Oh my godI hope BGB's isn't like that.
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althegeordie thinks it's all about location, location, location, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:16,
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I wish all ladies' bitswere like that.
It'd probably taste less like tuna....
I'm so, so, sorry.
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Bert Sexmonkey is terrified of MM and beckyconsonants, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:19,
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Tuna?! Tuna!?!Please! This isn't tinned tuna from the Co-op, this is salmon, wild salmon, drawn from the fast flowing rivers alongside the cultivated Ladygardens.
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chickenlady says it's the biggest one she ever saw., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:27,
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I've honestly never thought any womanI've been with has tasted fishy, I think it's a lie, perpetuated by men who fear giving the laydeez a good time.
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Bert Sexmonkey is terrified of MM and beckyconsonants, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:36,
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It's definately not fishyIt's quite indescribable, yet wonderful and instantly recognisable at the same time.
mmmmm.
*wants to go home early and surprise the Mrs*
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althegeordie thinks it's all about location, location, location, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:44,
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Goats tastefarmy.
You're still alluding it to fish, I've never thought it was anything like that, they're more sweet than sea-based creature flavoured.
I'm a mimsy expert.
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Bert Sexmonkey is terrified of MM and beckyconsonants, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:47,
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Oysters?I *adore* oysters.
Taste just like rock pools when you're a kid.
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chickenlady says it's the biggest one she ever saw., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:49,
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Ah...The Sea.
Dear god that was a dull book. Beautifully written but bloody dull. I think that's the main rule for winning the Booker - Must Be Dull.
Oysters and sex are far more interesting.
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chickenlady says it's the biggest one she ever saw., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:27,
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I dunnoI quite like John Banville, even if he's a tad headwrecking.
I do prefer oysters and sex though, yes.
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^^We taste ofSugar and spice and all things nice.
Duh!
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Big-girl's-blouse After 23/8/2008 life will never be the same., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:59,
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^^ I've said beforeThat I do not taste of frogs, or snails, or puppy-dog tails.
I think I'd taste like beef, with an alcoholic twang.
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Kaolthen you'd need to change your name to Kobe.
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chickenlady says it's the biggest one she ever saw., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:38,
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