I personally
have no tales for this week, as I get dumped without trying - regularly.

This one is from my brother.

At the age of 15 (or something) he had just got his first serious girlfriend, through a blind date from one of his friends (who also got his, but not so blind, on the same night). Things went well for the first couple of months, until school broke for the summer.

A group of girls joined our usual group of guys (usual reasons, one or more of them liked any number of us at any time, the rest were just there), and one of them took a real liking to my brother. He would always be on the phone to his gf, but would be flirting like hell with this other girl. He told her that he wouldn't cheat on his girl with her, that wasn't who he was - but he did say that when he was finished with her, he would go with her after.

So spent a couple of weeks of ignoring phone calls, poor answers when he did answer, and general all round dickness.

He finally succeeded one night, by shouting to her down the phone "I'M SICK OF YOUR FUCKING GAMES" - to which came the reply (which we all heard, as he put it on speaker), "WELL FINE, FUCK OFF, YOU WERE SHITE ANYWAY".

Oh how we laughed.

Ironically, the reason he gave for not being with her from the beginning (I don't cheat), was the very same reason they broke up - he pulled another girl at a party he was at one night, while entering his now almost-permanent drunken state.


Apparently he apologises profusely for length
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 11:49, Reply)