What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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Notme but a friend from University, who started going out with a German girl. After a while he realised things weren't going well but being scared of her didnt' want to end it himself. So, in a display of amazing drunken logic, he decided the best way to get dumped was to go to her house and piss through the letter box whilst singing Deutschland Uber Alles.
Several problems with this:
1. She was in Germany at the time.
2. He was so drunk he managed to piss all over himself.
3. He got the wrong house.
4. He thought the police were chasing him afterwards and jumped over a wall breaking his wrist.
Idiot.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 14:59, 1 reply)
hahaMy friend was going out with a batshit-insane German girl for a while, and decided that the safest was to end it was over the phone. While she was in Germany, and he in the UK. Whilst he was taking an ironical dump.
She didn't know he was taking a dump at the time, but found out a year or so later: this persuaded her to finally stop stalking him and find herself a new man.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 15:44, closed)
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