What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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my brother was an arch bastardthe guy is very happily married now to a lovely lass, but back in his day, he was capable of some horrendous treatment of women. a particular favourite story of his was about a girl he wasn't especially keen on, but fooled around with anyway.
one night she'd been going down on him, doing an excellent job and all. upon finishing, she looked at him, longingly, for a bit more action. what did he do, for this girl who'd worked so hard to please him? get up to make a sandwich, saying 'you can finish yourself off love, i'm really not that bothered'.
i don't believe they've spoken since.
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the brass moustache putting the ass moust in brache since, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 19:36,
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