What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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How to get dumped.While ruminating on this one, I realized the answer is actually very simple:
Say you've converted to Islam.
And then insist she's got to wear one of them Niquabs when she goes out, defer to you in public, refrain from talking to other men and pray four times a day while facing east.
And also insist you're going to grow a big bushy beard and that she's only to go and see female doctors, and say that neither if you can ever drink alcohol again.
Oh, and tell her you're changing your name to Muhhamad Idn Yusef bin binglybong, or something similar, and suggest she do the same.
No offence to Muslims or anything - lovely chaps, all of 'em - but that's easily the best way to get the old heave ho around here.
The only problem is if she agrees.....
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:48, 3 replies)
I may be madbut I like the bin binglybong bit. Would be fun when ordering pizza!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 18:19, closed)
That.....WAS RACIALIST SIR
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 20:16, closed)
Better still:Tell her you're becoming reaquainted with your Orthodox Jewish roots, and that consequently you must spend all day studying the Torah, and that it is her duty to pop out and raise as many children as possible, keep the house orderly AND work for the money to support the family and your pursuit of enlightnement.
In perspective, at least in Islam she has the guarantee that she will not be removed from the life to which she has become accustomed, or you lose your claim to the legitimacy of your marriage.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 7:23, closed)
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