What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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I forgot about this oneWhen I was younger, my boyfriend Peter was the clingy type. Really really clingy. He'd be there every time I got up to get a drink, get a snack, even following me to the toilet on more than one occaision.
Understandably this started to wear on my nerves a bit, especially when I found out that the far better looking Shaun liked me. He could string a sentence together and everything so woot for him.
Peter became jealous of our burgeoning friendship and even tried to make me not speak to Shaun after one particularly nasty argument. I refused and told him I didn't want to see him (Peter that is) anymore. He refused to acknowledge this and kept insisting I was his girlfriend over and over until I started crying.
I tried everything, bribing him with tasty food stuffs, getting my hot best friend Jessica to pretend she was interested in him to no avail. Eventually I sat down next to him and pissed my pants in the sandbox.
His reasoning for dumping me...He couldn't be with someone so mean and nasty and waaaaaaaah.
Length...about four years old.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 19:06,
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.Fortunately for Peter the leg breaking tendancy hadn't developed yet......
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Pissing in pantsThis would backfire if the other person is turned on by that sort of thing.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:36,
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