What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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I failed...With my last girlfriend, I decided that it was time to move on. She was really lovely and I didn't want to dump her myself (but it just wasn't working out) so I tried. Well, God loves a trier. I convinced her that I was a Christian extremist (if such a thing exists) by repeatedly texting her things like 'For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.' No luck. 'Oh,' she said, 'I asked my grandma about that and she told me the context.'
She stills believes that I'm a devout Christian to this day. And that didn't work so I convinced her that people were watching me. You know? Like in The Truman Show? She dismissed that.
Next step? We were sitting in bed together and I kept replying to imaginary questions. When she asked why I was talking, I said I was just talking back to her. No luck.
And, in the end, she left me when I texted another girl. The simplest things, eh?
Incidentally, I come up with the best reasons for dumping girls when I'm not too bothered about them. Past examples include 'you wore your shoes in my bathroom' and 'you ripped a button off my shirt...yes, I know it was an accident.'
Length? Never more than 6 months.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:51, Reply)
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