What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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I tried pretty hardto dump my ex wife.
I stole all her money, maxed out all "her" credit cards on ebay and refused to do a stroke of work while she worked 23 hours a day and never had even a single affair at work.
I kept her in the house like a prisoner, beat her regularly and was insanely jealous of her friends and social life (which of course did not exist because.... ummm... I had destroyed them?)
Animal that I am, I even tried to turn her family against her by being really upset when she left and asking them if they knew why she had gone.
Yep, it's amazing. I was completely unaware of any of this! What a monster I was..... who'd have thought a $5 subscription to "Dopewars" could max out 4 credit cards, 2 of which I never knew existed. Or that all those dinners that went uneaten of a weekend..... I had thought she was in the pub getting pissed..... little did I know she was actually laying battered in the cupboard under the stairs while her doppelganger was pissed in the local pub.
Yep, I was a total cunt it turns out. According to what I've heard, like. But it worked! Sure enough, she soon had a very poorly concealed affair and left me. Result.
It's all about perspective, I suppose.
She remarried on saturday. Good luck to her I say..... can't be easy finding love when you're a complete psycho......
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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:53,
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Some women just don't appreciatewhen they've got a keeper ... all that and she *still* wasn't happy?
*hides behind sofa*
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I know!Lol some folk are never happy.
On the up side, I can be the first to point and say 'cry wolf' when she inevitably does the same again, I've already heard a few mild rumours.
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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:15,
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hrm.I think the sensible option would be to stay well clear. From what you've said you're better off without her.
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Oh yeah :Pnot been near for years..... doesn't stop me whingeing about it though :P
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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:43,
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ZOMG!Ha! You had a lucky escape mate!
My ex wasn't quite as bad, but the net result was similar.
"Mutual" friends treat me like I combine the less savoury aspects of Sudam Hussian & The Yorkshire Ripper.
Her folks treat me like they discovered the man next door is on the Sex Offenders Register.
Aparantly I had been subjecting her and the kids, two of the least maladjusted girls you could hope to meet, to hideous mental torture [I didnt earn enough for her grandious pretentions] and made no effort in our relationship ["As I rob you blind to fund my handbag fetish and you have no money and I critise any aspect of your life I dont control, you're looking after the kids this weekend, I am out again to sit in the pub and slag you off for not being a real man, with my friends"]
It would also seem that my decision to leave, borne out of fears for my mental health and my ever deteriorating finances through 16 years of subservience, was clear evidence of my infidelity. I couldn't have possibly made the choice to leave without female help.
And once I had left, I was supposed to give her all my money and all of the house but never see her or the kids again. I thank God daily that her lawyer was so utterly crap that they couldnt even write letters properly and that mine was like Shark.
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Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:12,
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Minus the kidsand add a few domestic abuse rumours (which she first denied having started then dredged back up when she had to sell our house- another terrible pain inflicted by me) and our tales are almost identical! We're both way better off :P On a happier note, just heard from my best mate..... she invited him to her wedding to piss me off, thinking he wouldn't go. He did, and says it caused such an atmosphere the night was ruined :D Also, none of her old friends were at her wedding. I suppose people's true nature shows through eventually, cos neither were half her family :D SCORE! *regains composure*
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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:14,
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