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Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."

Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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Upper 6th, 1991
New girl joins the school.

I'm single, 17 and desperate.

We fumble, I cherry pop (much like I am doing here actually). I get bored, I get scared to tell her. I get distant.

I apply for Uni, she wants to go to the same one. I lie and pretend I've changed my mind, so she switches her first choice to match mine.

I end up in my original choice. She ends up in Norwich.

She comes to visit. I pull someone else.

I make her sleep on the floor. We do not have sex.

She tells me she loves me. I tell her I don't love her.

She says I will.

I make excuses and avoid her over Christmas.

She invites me to Norwich the next term. She pays for my train ticket.

I don't get my train.

She dumps me at Easter.

I cry. WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:21, 7 replies)
You sent her to Norwich???
That's harsh
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:37, closed)
hahaha
that's pretty funny
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:17, closed)
sounds like a winner
got a phone number?





not really.
(I helped save b3ta! Damion International - now taking orders., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:22, closed)
Errr
Where have I heard this story before ??
(Biff..., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:36, closed)
heard before?
Well you either know me, or you went to Norwich cos you thought I was.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:38, closed)
Arf!
"I cry. WTF?"

Have a click!
(Alaning, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:54, closed)
Norwich?
Is that Nickers Off, Ready, When I Come Home?

Was she trying to suggest something?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 20:03, closed)

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