Not relationships but politics
In the House of Commons, there was a Chinese MP called Mr. Tsu. He sold himself as a survivor of the Nazi atrocities in Auschwitz. A scandal recently came to light. During these troubled times, he was secretly informing the Nazis of the misdemeanours of his fellow prisoners in exchange for some comfort. This shocked many of his 'brothers' and anyone else who hated the Nazis. His fellow MPs tried to kick him out, but he fought back valiantly and managed to stay on. He has changed his selling point and bills himself as follows: Hua Tse - hardest Jew traitor ghetto MP.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 8:48, 22 replies)

ummm......................
but still beats the puns i had planned!!
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 8:51, closed)

*cries*
Please, save me.

*spangs*
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:02, closed)

*likes*
but only cos it's Wednesday...
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:02, closed)

Given that it's hard to pun this one
Full marks for effort.

Still awful though :-)
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:08, closed)

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Mornin'.

How's everyone today?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:14, closed)

* polite round of applause *
Well done that mistaspakkaman
( Fireflier La la la la, not listening on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:27, closed)

That's rubbish...
REALLY rubbish...
*winces*
( Cawl, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:29, closed)

Mornin' A
If you think that's bad just wait 'till Thursday.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:37, closed)

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I'm alright thanks.

Managed to stay of b3ta yesterday afternoon and even went out for a bikeride.

Am going through the bi-annual ritual of working out that the offside-rule is.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:53, closed)

@ancrenne
I was going to post some crap pun about dry humping, but I'm too lazy.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:57, closed)

@ancrenne
Only did about 20km. I managed to stay off b3ta but am now reading Yesterday afternoon's thread to see what I missed.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:11, closed)

Offside rule?
I understand it.
I mean come on, pea-brained, overpaid monkey-faces can comprehend it.

I don't like football much.
I'd rather watch boxing. It's way funnier.
( Cawl, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:14, closed)

^ ^
I understand it but coz I only watch football once every 2 years I forget it.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:15, closed)

I don't have
The attention span of watching TV for that long anyway.

I don't mind going to a match occasionally, thats pretty good fun, the atmosphere is great!
( Cawl, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:17, closed)

Still haven't been to a match
but I enjoy going to a pub to watch the game. Irish pubs are the best - especially if Ireland's playing.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:21, closed)

*spang*
that was awful!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:26, closed)

^ ^
'tis flat where I live, but used to live somewhere much hillier. If you don't want to be caught in the wind, check the weather forecast before you set off to see which way the wind's blowing. On the home stretch, you'll have the wind blowing in your back.

Got to go hiking in the New Forest a few years back. It's also one of Britain's most scenic train-journeys.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:42, closed)

Maybe its an accent thing,
But I can't work out the pun :( Maybe that's a good thing since everyone seems to think its awful
(Teran Thinks Pogonophobia is funny, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:54, closed)