What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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its just not workingI saw you for a few months on and off, I was shy at first and intimidated by what had come previously, and your ex's were always there showing off and sometimes hogging your attention but I persevered.
But it wasn't enough was it, you just weren't happy with me so i did what you wanted and saw you every day, for hours I would labour away but you spurned me, so I did more, harder "what more do you want from me?" I would wonder after lying there emotionally and physically spent after each session left you unmoved.
We even tried someone else remember, maybe the three of us would spark something off, but he bullied me all the time and again I was intimidated by his size, that pleased you didn't it? I could never match him.
Inevitabally I was drawn towards drugs to try and satisfy you, I injected, swallowed, snorted and digested anything I could get my hands on but still you rejected my advances and laughed at my feeble efforts, so after a year I gave up, im sorry, I failed you.
Thats the hardest I ever tried to get pumped.
Signed, an 11stone weakling.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 12:07, 3 replies)
im currentlymulling on Gazumped and thumped as well!
Thankee kind sirrir
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 12:18, closed)
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