Arse!
.
A passing memory flitted across my brain and I remembered the "Hot Or Not" board for B3tards. So I quickly checked it out.

I've been dumped.

Not from the board entirely but from the top 100.

I can't even use my age as an excuse as the fucking Resident Loon weighs in at number 2! And he's a Merkin!

But the thing that hurts most is that fucking Apeloverage is way ahead of me at number 60 something. That aches.

Still. At least I'm ahead of Citadel and he was a Marine. And fate has somehow put me and Pooflake right next to each other.

scoreboards.hotornot.com/b3tards?page=10

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:23, 167 replies)

64th
whoop whoop!
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:34, closed)

216th
*cries*

Edit: Ms Swipe looks exactly how I thought she would. Gorgeous
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:40, closed)

But
Who's that bint at number 1?

I've never heard of her...

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:40, closed)

And Number One
isn't even one of us- it's a spammer. The mouse-over tells me she's Kinky Nikki and she likes to get it on, and people like her big pillows.

Ah well. I'm still happy where I am.*

*Still rather puzzled as to how I got there, but happy.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:42, closed)

people just don't know what hot people look like
otherwise I'd be higher than 209th!

/ego
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:47, closed)

167th
Good enough for me (if I cared about what people I don't know think of how I look. GF likes my looks and that's that :D)
(Teran Thinks Pogonophobia is funny, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:48, closed)

84th!
Not bad, out of an entire internet. I have a '1' rating though. I mean, I know I'm not an oil painting, but 1?

*kills self*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:48, closed)

@Becky And @Loon
Becky - you would have been higher but we know you break men's legs. That tends to scare us.

Loon - Can you remember who set this group up? I think they can kick the spammers profile out of our group. Anyone with more than 500 votes isn't one of us....

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:50, closed)

Couldn't face it then, still wouldn't now
didn't recognise a heck of a lot of names, but will stay anon thanks v much.

Besides, my ego couldn't take the insults!
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:51, closed)

I'm 162nd
which is pretty much where I thought I'd be.

Could be worse!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:52, closed)

I think it was that aussie lass...
Whassernameagain?
(Belgaer is, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:52, closed)

Emily Bruce-Dickinson?
maybe?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:54, closed)

@ Vipros
That's the button!
(Belgaer is, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:54, closed)

*wearily celebrates*
woo
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:55, closed)

Also,
women vote the loon not for his looks but for his soppy hearted stories. :P
(Belgaer is, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:55, closed)

You good-looking bunch of c*nts
I'll never post a picture of myself on there, out of principle*.


*I'm fooking oogly
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:56, closed)

Ahh
But not all of his stories are soppy. I remember him battering some kids who tried to mug him.

He's a man who's strong in the broken places.

Whereas I'm a man who just breaks places.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:58, closed)

Yeah, it was EB-D.
And we do have a lot of spammers in there- I've seen quite a few names that I didn't recognize, clicked on them and found they had messages similar to Number One there. If Emily can kick them out, she should- that would also raise everyone else's score.

And if my stories are what inspired people to vote me up- well, it restores some of my faith in humanity, as physically I'm not anywhere near a 10.

EDIT: yeah, I remember telling that story. It still gives me the shudders to think about that incident. I was far luckier than I had any right to be.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:59, closed)

@Bert
.
"But don't forget it's me who put you where you are now

And I can put you back down too"

Wikipedia can be easily edited.

Post your pic laddie....

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:01, closed)

I seem to recall
giving all the regulars on QOTW a 10, because they're funny people. Male and female.

Still no posting a pic of me though.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:08, closed)

I don't mind,
I'm over this whole fame thing now. It's not all it's cracked up to be, people don't see all the hard work that goes on behind the scenes.
The other day I had to sit in a chair for an hour before I posted on b3ta, cuh!

I very nearly posted a pic, but won't now, Mrs Monkeysex loves me and that's all I need!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:08, closed)

Oooh
I went back on to see what my rating was (7.4) and I seem to have jumped up to 117th. Yay me.
(Teran Thinks Pogonophobia is funny, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:12, closed)

Hmm.
Apeloverage seems to have vanished - unless I'm missing something?

Lots of bods I've never heard of either. And no, I'm not submitting myself for judgement...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:18, closed)

thanks!
becky has made me go all red!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:22, closed)

244th
Thats not too bad for a ginger :)
(The Ginger Penguin la la la la la la, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:22, closed)

I've seen Davros
His grandad must be worse. Sorry, couldn't resist.
(Teran Thinks Pogonophobia is funny, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:22, closed)

@Davros..
.
Just post an image. I mean, for fucks sake, I've posted one of me doing a Mary Poppins....

"Feed the birds, tuppence a bag...."
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:27, closed)

@rswipe
she's right though ;-)

there are some real weird looking people in the upper echelons of that thing. there's no accounting for taste!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:28, closed)

Oh well
I'm 198th so I'm not bothered!
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:32, closed)

I'm not on it.
And never will be.
Like Burt, I don't need to be told that I look like an extra from The Hills Have Eyes.
( Cawl, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:33, closed)

@Kaol
That's nothing - I look like an extra from the Thriller video!
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:36, closed)

Besides,
some b3tan git might steal the photo, and 'shop it like Kaol and I did with al's.

Or worse, man-fwap over it. Ew.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:36, closed)

Haha!
As long as you don't look like MJ you're fine!
( Cawl, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:37, closed)

@Kaol
well actually ....
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:38, closed)

BURN IT!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD BURN IT!
( Cawl, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:39, closed)

IS that
MJ before or after swapping his face for the mask from V for Vendetta?
(Teran Thinks Pogonophobia is funny, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:41, closed)

I was looking at this this morning
as chance would have it. can't remember my exact positioning, but I'm a surprising 8.6!

*ego inflates*
( Kroney, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:42, closed)

Photo on profile (for now)
judge for yourselves.

Also a lesson in why 7 year old kids shouldn't try to take pictures of mummy ...
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:59, closed)

I'd hit that.
/end of debate.
( Cawl, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:00, closed)

*pounces*
TWW's headless body is mine!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:00, closed)

@Kaol
yes, but with what? Should I be locking all the doors and windows (and borrowing my friend's Rottweiler?)
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:03, closed)

Oh ffs, TWW,
Why are you protesting so much? If that's a recent shot, you're far more fit than most thirtysomething mothers.

Nice TV, btw.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:03, closed)

That, believe it or not, is the only photo of me in the last year
I see a camera and run like hell. I may have been doing the hokey cokey.

EDIT: TRL, my clever little girl actually managed to make me look taller. Must buy her a nice present. Thanks btw, 32 inch LCD.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:05, closed)

Kaol,
wanna borrow my table leg to hit TWW?
(Belgaer is, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:07, closed)

it amuses me
when people complain about having pics taken when they actually look pretty good

while I may look alright now (judge for yourselves in profile) I went through a long period of looking really crap (I've lost a fair amount of weight, and cut off the long blonde hair and grown a beard) and still not being overly afraid of the camera
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:10, closed)

Mr. B.
You need to stop with the bludgening...
Save it for when people least expect it...
For example, you're enjoying the bedtime company of a young lady.
Halfway through, grab that iron-bound copy of War and Peace from your table, and go to town with the corner of it.
( Cawl, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:10, closed)

Nah,
just want the knockout effect, not splattered brains, unlike you, that would actually turn me off.
(Belgaer is, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:12, closed)

Oh...
Chloroform?
( Cawl, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:13, closed)

@Vipros
not too sure about the beard. Not bad at all otherwise.

I blame my camera shyness on some absolute howlers taken in my teens. It was the late 80's and I had the biggest hair possible. Actually, I looked like a lollipop.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:14, closed)

'noon Belgaer
How was the interview?

Good I hope.

*puts on hat, just in case*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:15, closed)

@ancrenne
that's obviously a good reason, but that's not quite what I was getting at, not just not putting pics up for public display, but having them taken full stop

I can believe that concern about one will lead to the other, but I'd say (and hope) that it is usually not the case

@TWW: I shaved the beard off for charity at the end of last year. I looked freaky-weird without.

@Loon: damn you for that link you swine!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:15, closed)

Just as long as
none of us looks like this, we're all set...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:15, closed)

^ I think
that's Kaol

*ducks*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:16, closed)

I can't afford to be recognised on here.
I've people that I need to avoid.
Really avoid.

I'm more than happy to send a picture to anyone that I know isn't someone else though.
I mean... A fair few of you have seem a picture of me.
( Cawl, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:17, closed)

*spaffs*
So that's why you can't see her face...?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:18, closed)

I don't post pictures of myself,
as I'm tryin to avoid the voices in my head.

@ K2k6, it went okay but I don't think I got it. Which is a bugger. What happened was I went and signed up to an agency, as soon as I was done they sent me to an interview. I just got home and then they phoned me with some temp work, it's better than no work but it's not what I want. It'll give me a week or two to save up money to look for a proper job. :)
(Belgaer is, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:19, closed)

@Bert
gee thanks mate. Just out me to the world, why don't you? I'm saving for surgery ok?

edit: Belgaer, good luck with the new job
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:19, closed)

oooh
aren't we all pretty?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:20, closed)

@TWW
But I think you're pretty, and Scottish too.

These facts alone are almost enough for me to leave the Mrs, run on up to Scotland, knock out Mr Witch with a broom, abduct you, and run off into the night.

EDIT almost.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:21, closed)

Aaaaw thanks Bert
that makes it all better. So, do you agree that TRL's picture's actually Kaol after a rough weekend?
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:23, closed)

@ Bert
And the good thing about that is, you can put the broom to good use afterwards, too!

/Michael Barrymore.
(Belgaer is, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:23, closed)

@HLT
Doesn't matter if we're all pretty or not. So long as we all taste nice!

Preferably of cake.

*resumes licking*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:24, closed)

Michael Barrymore
is supposed to be coming to Edinburgh this year for the Festival. Swimming pools are being drained all over town ...
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:25, closed)

@k2k6
this is true, I taste of cake
what do you taste of?

*licks*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:26, closed)

Exactly...
Why do you think I always wear a leather jacket?
7 pockets!
*grins uncontrollably*
( Cawl, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:28, closed)

@HLT
Probably chemicals at the moment. But normally I'm nicer than that.

Judge for yourself.

*offers various body parts for tasting*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:29, closed)

*watches as the Kaol rape-o-meter goes into the red*

(Belgaer is, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:29, closed)

@TWW
Nah, Kaol's tits aren't anywhere near as perky as those ones.

@Belgaer I might Barrymore Mr Witch, but I'm a gentleman, TWW will receive nothing but respect, and cock, from me.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:30, closed)

Am I the only one thinking sexual thoughts
with all these women licking eachother and men offering various body parts to be eaten...?
(Belgaer is, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:30, closed)

@Belgaer
no. no you're not.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:31, closed)

.
@ ancrenne - that's alright, mistaspakkaman ate both my ears earlier and impaled chcb via my ... yes. well. thank you for baking me a new arm, it's lovely!

*licks ancrenne*
mmm, curry!

@k2k6
*licks*
mmm, whisky!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:31, closed)

I had to really restrain
the hearty laugh that respect, and cock, got from me

I also thought at first that TWW was saying she would Barrymore her chap....

whisy and curry? good combination?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:33, closed)

@ TWW
In that case *releases the hound... Quite literally* Mmm, freedom *humps everyone's leg, except Ancrenne, who he sexes in the ear*
(Belgaer is, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:33, closed)

Any suggestions on what I'd taste of?
I'm going with slightly metallic, a hint of vodka, and a dash of leather.
( Cawl, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:36, closed)

@ ancrenne
sorry old thing. I must have subconsciously associated you with cayenne pepper, and therefore spicy things, because it nearly almost no it doesn't really rhyme with your name.

If I put all my new arms on at once I will look like that goddess with loads of arms!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:37, closed)

Since todays ciggies have been tasing of aftershave
I must taste of aftershave. I think I accidently put on a bit too much. Out of practice since I've not shaved in nearly two months (except for little trims)
(Teran Thinks Pogonophobia is funny, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:40, closed)

ah, Kaol Kaol Kaol
You would taste of dark, dark chocolate.

All dark, and best left to melt slowly on the tongue.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:41, closed)

@ HLT
Ganesh?
(Belgaer is, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:43, closed)

@Kaol
I reckon you might have quite a sharp taste.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:44, closed)

I think Kaol would taste like
coins.
(Belgaer is, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:47, closed)

Kaol
probably tastes like marshmallow - all that talk about dicing and slicing is a front, you know. He knits in his spare time and everything.

Me? I probably taste like chocolate given how much of it I eat.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:49, closed)

*ponders*
I reckon I taste like meat
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:51, closed)

*licks Wee Witch*
Hmmm, definitely some eye of newt in there.

Not Kaol's newts/salamanders/whatevers though.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:52, closed)

I'm sure I read
that we all taste like pork. According to cannibals, who refer to human meat as "long pig". Or did I imagine that instead of reading it?
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:56, closed)

I reckon
I taste like nicotine and the heady odour of disappointment.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:57, closed)

@TWW
the long pig thing is definitely true

I imagine we do taste rather porklike
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 16:00, closed)

We could ask
those guys who survived that plane crash in the Andes by eating the non-survivors (or those who couldn't run fast enough!) If anyone knows them, give them a shout?
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 16:03, closed)

I didn't...
I forgot about it, but I did have a wank anyway at about 3:30.
(Belgaer is, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 16:08, closed)

I was called in to
See the Chairman.
*fumes*

*awaits stimulation*
( Cawl, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 16:10, closed)

@ancrenne
*Exhales the words "Lovely Fags" in Father Ted fashion.

Got porn back from housemate last night so waiting til I get home.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 16:11, closed)

@ kaol
oh noes!

did they say why?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 16:12, closed)

@Kaol
*stimulates (with electrodes)*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 16:12, closed)

It's for a total
Panic-related brochure they need me to have done by...
*looks at watch*

At five...

Argh!
( Cawl, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 16:14, closed)

eek!
good luck!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 16:16, closed)

*angry*
I was right in the middle of something too.
( Cawl, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 16:17, closed)

@ancrenne
I'm smoking furiously in preperation for a potentially make-or-break phonecall with Lady K this evening. Received ominous text about 'needing to clear my head' etc. May potentially be about her financial difficulties and kids-related stress than anything I've done, fingers crossed.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 16:25, closed)

@ ancrenne
Might be on here later?

I think it's quite obvious we will be.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 16:28, closed)

@ancrenne
Cool, I may have resorted to a bottle or two of vino by then.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 16:28, closed)

I think they all know anyway
It's just as well our profiles don't show a number for replies in the QOTW.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 16:32, closed)

I won't be up with the night crew tonight.
Well, only 'till about 11:30/12:00, anyway. I've got a god knows how long commute to get up for in the morning. Anyone want to give me a car? :)
(Belgaer is, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 16:32, closed)

Hmm,
*Remembers has to be in work for half seven tomorrow morning*

Curses.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 16:37, closed)

night crew?
You mean, you all stay here when I'm asleep?

*wants broadband*
*and a computer*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 16:38, closed)

Yes, yes we do
Not that we are sad or anything, but yes we do.

*tries to find a life*

*fails to find a life*

*sobs*
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 16:41, closed)

Night crew
Yup, b3ta has become b3ta24 recently. Enormous chat threads develop into the wee small hours.

I know because I read bits of them in the morning when I get in to work. I have a life, so I'm not usually on at that time of night.

Dammit - who am I kidding? I'm in bed, asleep.

I'm off for now. Cheerio.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 16:43, closed)

@ k2k6
Oh, bye!

*licks*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 16:44, closed)

Bye bye,
Mr Science Man
(Belgaer is, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 16:49, closed)

Reet!
I be off homeski. Later lovely peeps!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 16:51, closed)

Cya BK
Enjoy the nudey vid I sent you. ;)
(Belgaer is, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 16:52, closed)

@ ancrenne
that sounds like fun!

But until I get broadband, I'm just a day girl.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 16:57, closed)

So...
Once you get broadband you'll be a lady of the night?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 16:59, closed)

@Penguin
Maybe...if you can afford me.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 17:02, closed)

*counts beads*
I have three blue and a yellow. What would that get me?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 17:03, closed)

*wishes PoD said beans...*

(Belgaer is, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 17:05, closed)

@ PoD
Are they magic beads?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 17:05, closed)

By ms 'crenne
Have a good dinner.

What if they were magic hlt? And what if they weren't?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 17:07, closed)

Beads?
*looks at wrist*
I have 19 beads.
Made of bone, carved into little skulls.
*grins*

EDIT: Bye ancrenne!
*waves*
( Cawl, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 17:08, closed)

byebye miss 'crenne!
*waves*

enjoy the vat of spanish antifreeze lovely wine!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 17:08, closed)

@ Penguin
Are they magic or not? come on!

Edit: @ Kaol. Your beads scare me.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 17:09, closed)

Bye ancrenne
have a nice night. By the way, you say "cheap wine" like there's another kind ....

*arrives back just as everyone else is leaving*

*waves*

*has to leave again right away - Brownies tonight. Not me, my littlest!*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 17:10, closed)

Yes
Yes they are.

But I don't like everyone knowing they are.

*keeps an eye on Kaol*
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 17:11, closed)

My beads are fantastic!
My friend gave me them.
They don't smell like a Masai village any more though, which can only be a good thing.
( Cawl, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 17:12, closed)

@ Penguin
In that case...

*censored*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 17:14, closed)

Oooo
I likes the sounds of that.

*pictures*

Yep, like the images too.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 17:15, closed)

do masai villages
have a distinctive odour?

that reminds me. the whole town smelt of drains today, and not in a good way.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 17:17, closed)

Yeah.
If you ever go to one, you'll never forget it.
( Cawl, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 17:18, closed)

Well, it's not likely I will
But if I do, I'll... take photos?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 17:24, closed)

Haha!
I had a great time when I went to Kenya, I recommend it strongly :)
( Cawl, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 17:26, closed)

that is cool
where has penguin gone?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 17:32, closed)

Think my beads
Scared him off with their little skully faces.
( Cawl, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 17:36, closed)

Is it just
the two of us then?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 17:37, closed)

I think so...
I'm gonna be working late.
*frowns*
( Cawl, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 17:38, closed)

*loves you both on the leg*
Nope,
(Belgaer is, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 17:38, closed)

Do that again
And I'll cut it off.
( Cawl, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 17:40, closed)

hey belgaer
how's you?

*cleans leg*

I will be here for the next 17 minutes then I is going home innit.

Kaol, frowning AGAIN? did you get your must-be-done-by-five-of-the-clock thing done?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 17:42, closed)

Nope...
I'll be here 'til about 7, maybe 8.

Ah well...
( Cawl, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 17:44, closed)

Kaol,
You love it really.

HLT,
Not bad ta, yourself?

I'm guessing he didn't, as he's working late. :P
(Belgaer is, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 17:44, closed)

Aw, and I've no drama brats to babysit either
So I won't be here to play with you all.

I'm tops ta mr leglover!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 17:45, closed)

Good good,
how's your leg holding up? It seems to be happening to you alot lateyl so I'm of the impression that it may be getting a bit sore.
(Belgaer is, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 17:47, closed)

that is a good point
arf!

Today I've been loved on the leg, licked into oblivion, had my ears and arm eaten off, and ridden mistaspakkaman's blackpool tower. admittedly ancrenne baked some spare arms for me, but it's not the same is it.

no wonder I'm tired!

byebye y'all! be good now...
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 17:51, closed)

Never fear, hlt
For I return, and if I am correct timewise, you have just left.

I wandered off to eat food. Food is good.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 18:00, closed)

Hello pretties
I'm back from interviewness having gotten lost on the way there and having to phone them and admit to being a bit of a spakka when it comes to directions. But all was good and I THINK I have the job, just need it to be confirmed by head office now, so hopefully I'll get a call tomorrow from them. The head vet said she'd love to have me working there several times, I've offered to make lasagne for everyone if I get the job, you get lunches paid for there which is pretty damn sweet and I got to play with their hydropool thingy too with the vets border collie which was fun.

Other than that, managed to avoid sitting next to the Highgate nutter that seems to always be in the same carriage as me and made faces at the guy he was annoying instead. So that was fun :)

How is everyone?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 18:44, closed)

22?
I used to be 8!
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 18:54, closed)

What hoorahs
Sounds like quite a good meeting all in all.

I think everyone here is good. Most folk wandered off quite a bit ago, to go home and have dinner and the likes.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 18:55, closed)

Awards Willenium a 10
Mmm...pretty ,)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 18:55, closed)

how do I join the group?
My ego got the better of me and I tried to add my pic. I am now registered at hot or not, but how do i join the b3tard group?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:23, closed)

Woo! 35th!
If I'm a 9.1...why haven't I had any female attention in months...?
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 23:58, closed)

@Plumdozer
scoreboards.hotornot.com/b3tards?invite=6620E955GRKLGE


That link should do it.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:51, closed)

in an inversion...
Legless,

Cheers

200th! Good God.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:24, closed)