As I've mentioned before
I don't have to try. As this QOTW is moving so slow, I shall regail you with the tale of what was almost a happy encounter. A cautionary tale, in a sens, to avoid teenagers. The tale of the double dumping.

Now. If you are unlucky enough to have seen any of my posts before, you'll know I don't have much luck with women. This comes from a chronic lack of self confidence, basically. You might also have picked up that I look a lot younger than I am.

I spend a great deal of my time single. I had a doomed marriage to a shit-stain wife who destroyed what confidence I had when she fucked off (blah blah) so I don't really make a lot of effort to, erm, 'pull'. So when anyone puts more than a tiny bit of effort into getting to know me past the mad little funny guy who makes them laugh, I tend to get my hopes up. It has happened a few times now, but none were more surprising than "C".

C was a bit of a shock, really. I met her through friends and got chatting to her through myspace..... she had gone out with one of my mates who had, for lack of a better phrase, pumped her and dumped her. She was tiny, slim, stunning and 19 years old at the time, 10 years my junior. I was taken aback when she started showing an interest in me, so when she practically begged me to change my plans to go to a mutual friends party 'because you always make me smile', I did. We spent much of the night chatting and she took my number.

Ah I wish I could say I was naive. In the back of my mind I knew she was trying to make my friend jealous. So it wasn't much of a surprise to my cynical old self when she texted me after two dates to say the age gap was freaking her out. I told her not to worry, I understood and I'd forget about coming to see her the next day..... but no! She still wanted to see me 'as a friend' so I agreed.

When I arrived, she had a friend with her (the one who later also played about with my brain) so we sat for a while and had a laugh until her friend was about to leave. I felt I'd better leave too so I said night-night, dropped her friend off and went home. C'est la vie.

About an hour later, I received a massive 3 page text explaining how the age gap had meant nothing really and asking me to go on msn... once there, she told me she'd hardly been able to keep her hands off me but was scared because her previous 3 relationships had left her scarred (one of them being my mate). She told me she thought I was different to all the others and had started to trust me which had freaked her out, and even started talking about (if we're still together in two years...) which, to be honest, was a bit soon but I ignored the alarm bells. I promised her I wouldn't hurt her and we talked on into the night, arranging to meet again on saturday, one week after the party we'd got together at. We met. It all seemed to go well.... I took things slowly as is my way.

Now I know it may seem from all this that I had acquired a limpet. An unshakeable, needy tick of a girl. But no! This is me we're talking about. She dumped me on the monday, saying she just wasn't ready for a relationship, and promptly wrote a blog on myspace explaining how happy and in love she was with her ex who had returned from the army on the sunday. Lurid details of the sex, the lot. She also told a friend of mine I wasn't forward enough, and she's single and heartbroken again now apparently.

So there we are. I got dumped twice in one week by the same person. Bloody scatty teenagers! I really do NOT need to try.

Soz for lack of funny but it's a slow week and it's my last story, and apologies for length, had she had more patience I'd have said that to her too!
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:16, 13 replies)

have another
*clicks*

*hugs*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:47, closed)

Been there mate
Really sucks don't it? *clicky*
(Teran Thinks Pogonophobia is funny, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:49, closed)

Aww
She sounds like a cunt to be perfectly honest. Well shot of her *Hugs*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:55, closed)

*empathclick*
One of these days, I'll tell the complete story of the Mad Saffa. Sounds like her and this girl would get on like a house on fire!

EDIT: *manhug*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:12, closed)

what a stupid cow
*click*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:12, closed)

aw, moop
have a sympathy click
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:14, closed)

That's rubbish
This is why I hate women with a burning passion.

*lays patio*
( Cawl, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:14, closed)

Best off out of it...
Sympathies mate, clicky.
(TAZ220 Not giving a toss since, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:18, closed)

Better off without
I think people who write blogs on myspace about how happy they are in love are prone to this sort of behaviour. It's almost the self denial seeping out
(muzzvsworld, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:23, closed)

@Baw Bag
Seriously, I think you may well be the unluckiest bloke ever when it comes to the 'fairer' sex.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:38, closed)

The first quarter sounds eerily familiar.
As does the other 3/4.

Have a click.
(Good Looking Deity Grew a magnificent beard on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:47, closed)

Awww :D
Ta for all the clicks n replies, b3ta always makes me feel better :D She's actually not a bad person, just very self absorbed. Hehe yep, I have no luck. I've gave up trying for the foreseeable :P
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:52, closed)