What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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I've only ever dumped one and she came backAll of the others dumped me.
The first, aged 13 at a party after barely a week of courting. I wept like a little girl and retired to my bedroom to play Queens, 'Just One Year Of Love' over and over again, I think on the 7" flipside of 'Who Wants To Live Forever?" from top 5 movie of all time 'Highlander'.
I retired from the love game for a good few years after that and was 18 or 19 when it started all over again.
Hazel - Irish bird in college - there was a distance issue once we finished college and that was that cos we was po' and couldn't afford to travel.
Sophie, French bird - cheated on her (not really - it was a sneaky drunken snog in a bar) but i told her it was worse to get her to leave me. I dont recall why - she was sweet. I think I was just bored and frisky.
Stephanie - Scottish, left me after three years for a Belgian - A BLOODY BELGIAN!
Niamh - half French/Irish, still my fave. Left me after four volatile years citing lack of committment. She's still a mate. I was at her wedding so you CAN remain friends.
Edel - Irish - decimated me after one year. I was at the low point of a long therapeutic process and simply couldnt cope. To this day I would give it all up for one last shag.
Suzanne - Irish, left me when she discovered she was preggers by her ex. Shame - she was sound.
Those are the big ones, the ones that left a mark. I have been dumped, ignored, rejected and spurned by countless others.
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I thinkyou need to stop dating Celtic lassies.
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@TWWtricky given I am one ( a Celt - not a lass). Current squeeze is a Teuton mind you with a bit of Slav in.
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"with a bit of Slav in"Oh dear. Not again.....
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French or Flemish belgian?Cause if it's the latter, kill yourself now.
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:57,
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*slashy slashy*glug glug
wheeeeee
faduzsh!
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EVERY TIMEand i do mean every time, i see the scene in Highlander when Heather dies and the WWTLFE track swells
i cry, proper cry
what a big poove
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 17:25,
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@spimfHave no fear - real men cry at Highlander, also Conan (when it looks as though he's had it (both times))
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@TWWBut they can be really hot.
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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 17:31,
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bazI will tell you the answer to all your problems PLUS the secret of eternal happiness for the mere price of a Tom Waits ticket.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:13,
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Highlander..AwesomeI saw Highlander when it came out on video....I was blown away..downloaded it a few years back,then the sun newspaper where giving it away free..result! And yes, who wants to live forever,gets me everytime.Told the wife its what i want played at me funeral.
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