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Mad Stuff You've Done To Get Someone To Sleep With YouAlexxx says "We've all gone a little too far at one time or another to get a girl, or a guy, to sleep with us. I've a friend who spent close to a thousand pounds orchestrating a terrible day for a collegue, so he could comfort her and get in her knickers. Only to find out she had a boyfriend, who proposed in order to cheer her up."
So, how far have you gone?
(, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 9:01)
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cats, motorbikes and cartwheelswow well....
Mr Serbitar once tryed to get close to me by trying kill himself.
It all started when i announced i was moving away. As a going away present mr serbitar offered to go and get my cat a replacement toy she had lost and was currently sulking about. mr serbitar knowing full well i love my cats more than any human alive.
So he dutifully saddled up his bike and i mine, and we proceeded to speed over to a nearby garden center. Picked up the toy.
On the way out he tries to impress me by racing me down the road.... only to be hit by a car. i ride over the hill to see mr serbitar, motorbike and all cartwheeling down the road. After that mr serbitar was so broken how could i have possibly left him?
All in all he got what he wanted, me in bed and now me forever... and all he had to do was almost kill himself, i feel very special :D
appologies for length? it was worth sticking around for!!
(, Sat 14 Apr 2007, 15:44, Reply)
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