Perks of being a copper.
Free drugs. Well occasionally. Best is when you pull some kid on a driving offense and find it as part of a search. Can normally swipe a some or all of it. Have made a few quid passing it on to some of the politer dealers.

Free feels. Town centre, nicking drunk girls, get to feel them up a bit and they don’t remember. All deniable anyway especially if they're drunk - in my book, anything goes if you can get away with it.

Free food/drink. Seriously get bollocked for this but we can get loads of free coffee and things if you know where to go. We keep an extra eye out for those places, no harm in it.

Get to practise your own racial/social profiling. Bit controv this, officially not allowed to do it (of course) but we all do. I mean lets get real about this, you can normally tell what they’ve been up to. I don’t mind them myself but some of the lads will have a right go at the asian ones. Personally it’s the muzzies that give me the grief. And don’t give me any crap on that, I see it every day.

Free sex. Happens weekly, if not more often. Pull over enough fit birds and it will happen, once/twice out of ten - "is there an on the spot fine I can pay now officer" usually works. Its not an offer of a bribe and with a raised eyebrow and the right sort of glance and theres always a deal to be had. Had some cracking blowjobs over the years. Tend not to shag them cos I don’t want to catch anything.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:09, Reply)