mmmmm, roasty pea
many years ago, i was dating a man who is known locally as Creepy Thin Man, or CTM. at that time, both CTM and myself were heavily into weed. no, this isn't a MASSIVE DRUGS story.
one night, CTM and i were enjoying a spliff or three whilst walking to the train station for him to catch the last train home. the train came, we said our stoned goodbyes and he left, so i set off home.
walking through the park(which was/is always unlocked at night) took about 5 minutes off my journey, so this is what i decided to do.
halfway through the park, i noticed blue lights. a police car was coming through the park towards me. i stopped and waited to see what the occupant of said bacon cruiser wanted. out jumped a rather angry-looking plod, who stalked over to me.
"where do you think you're going?" he barked at me.
"home," i replied, before telling him where i lived, which was just around the corner.
"you don't live there!" he yelled. "i know the man who lives there and he hasn't even got a daughter!"
angered by this, but still managing to keep my cool(probably due to being a bit stoned), i pulled out my pass and showed him my name and address printed on it. he didn't like that at all. calling me a liar and threatening severe punishments, he followed me home and waited whilst i knocked.
when my mum answered the door, i turned on the waterworks.
"mum, this policeman says i don't live here! he's calling me a liar and says he's going to arrest me!"
to say mum was displeased would be putting it mildly. she yelled at the cowering policeman, demanding his name and number and telling him she would be giving his superiors a call straight away, before ushering me inside and slamming the door.
she did phone his superiors, who got both Hyacinth Bucket-esque barrels and threats of legal action.
naughty plod got a telling off, i got an apology. result!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 May 2011, 18:17, 2 replies)

That's the problem with bluffs.
He took the risk someone would call it. Bet he's popular at card games.
(sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Mon 9 May 2011, 18:35, closed)

actually, he was just being a prick.
he's well-known for it around these parts.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 May 2011, 18:41, closed)