Apologies for being Tory Boy.....
Many years ago I was a young Conservative. I attended a rather fine dinner at a local hotel where Jim Davidson was the entertainment and, just before a general election, we were promised a very special guest to speak.

Jim was quite funny, but did seem to spend most of the night telling jokes about his ex-wife, his heavy drinking and battles with alcohol, and how he felt his demons would eventually ruin his career. Clearly he was tanked up at this point.

Anyway, at the pinaccle of the evening the guest arrived. To a hushed room, the door opened to reveal the high hitting politician just about to fight the election.

"Jeffrey you Cunt", yells Jim. "How the Fuck are you?"

Mr. Archer was not impressed.
(Mong The Merciless Older not wiser, Fri 1 May 2015, 14:51, 2 replies)

Well...
only one of them's been to prison.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 1 May 2015, 15:19, closed)

I thought that was the correct form of address for Jeffery Archer

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 1 May 2015, 16:33, closed)