Instant Prejudice
Whenever someone asks me "What star-sign are you" they are instantly filed in the "Fucking Moron" category for humanity.
(theremin put the lotion in the basket on, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:45, 11 replies)

Take a tip from Viz, and reply "Itsall"
They'll ask you "What?" to which you reply that it's short for "It's all a load of scientifically implausible gobbledegook perpetrated by idiots to make their lives seem somehow less meaningless".
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:47, closed)

typical response
from a Scorpio.
( Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:52, closed)

How nice it must be
To be right 1/12th of the time.
(theremin put the lotion in the basket on, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:51, closed)

Jasper Carrott went on about this one time...
His reply:

"Piss-ces...as in off!"
( snee held his breath since, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:55, closed)

Especially that blond bird from morning TV
...can't remember her name, but she was Australian and she was interviewing Terry Pratchet, who had brought a telescope along with him for something to talk about presumably.

She asked him what it was for and he replied that he was a keep astronomer. She replied, "Oh! So what star sign are you?", he, ever the professional, replied "Well, you know Astrology and Astronomy are two very different things. I like to study stars and planets."

Her: "I see. So...what star sign are you?"

She clearly couldn't see the difference.

Makes you wonder if she thought Patrick Moore and Russel Grant are the same person.

EDIT: Sarah Vandenbergh was her name.
(dchurch bah, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:33, closed)

The ex-neighbours star?
I used to carry something of a torch for her.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:59, closed)

a fleshlight
with her name on it?
( Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:03, closed)

Yeah....
I have to admit it, I did too.

I dreamed once that she'd been kidnapped and I saved her - I think it was around the time she went off with a religious cult in the show.

...but when she was presenting that morning show, she was dreadful. Worse than Fiona Philips and Kate Garraway put together.
(dchurch bah, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 23:46, closed)

I always lie
Give the twats a couple of minutes to dig themselves into a hole as they say "I knew it! You're a typical [insert star sign here]", then say "Oh, hang on a minute, my birthday's [insert date here], so isn't that [correct sign]?"
(lolwhites, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 21:20, closed)

That's what I do as well
Lie. String them along. Fess up.

Wait for the inevitable "Oh well, ha ha, it's all just a bit of fun though isn't it?"

Fucking moron.
(theremin put the lotion in the basket on, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 23:14, closed)

Star Sign?
I can't say that I blame you. Everybody knows they're _Sun_ signs, not star signs.
(uncle_bud is not the jelly roll king., Fri 2 Apr 2010, 0:19, closed)